Sholmes

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I say, Mr. Naruhodo, I can deduce that this is your first time hearing music of this calibre. Moving, wouldn't you say?

... "Not your taste, Lestrade? You share Gregson's inclinations towards music, I can tell." Sholmes lowers the violin. "He was more one for a music box than a live recital."

He finishes with all the flourish of a seasoned performer! "Ah, Asogi. Would you like for me to sign an autograph for you? Heavy dahmalan will be the next music craze in London, I'm positive."

"Ah... Rather moving, wouldn't you agree, Mikotoba? And from the twitch of your eye, it's clear you didn't get a full night's sleep. Perhaps my playing can soothe you off to the land of nod...?"

"Terribly incredible? I know. Please, hold your applause, I am but yet a sapling of a performer. Perhaps you'd be keen to hear my improvements daily over the coming weeks?"

"Haha! Rock on, yes, Lestrade!" Ping, the string snaps and FLIES across the room.

// why is Sholmes pointing age-restricted content?? 😭 sholmes you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you

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