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Lucifer: Look, I’m mature and I can’t make grown up decisions
Chloe: You asked Trixie’s magic 8 ball if it was a good idea to eat an ice cream taco with rainbow sprinkles
Lucifer *taking a bite of a ice cream taco with rainbow sprinkles*: Was it wrong though?
Chloe *drunk after one shot*: you’re so hot
Lucifer: uh huh
Chloe: and spicy
Lucifer: right
Chloe: *wrapping both arms around Lucifer* my lil buffalo chicken wing
Chloe: What is your biggest weakness?
Lucifer: I can be uncooperative.
Chloe: Okay, can you give me an example?
Lucifer: No.
Lucifer: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of loneliness and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Chloe: You and I
Lucifer *tearing up*: Okay
Chloe: Oh look, we’re under a mistletoe.
Lucifer: *looks up* Detective, that is not a mistletoe
[later that night]
Lucifer: *wakes up at 4am* oh my - ! She was flirting with me!
Chloe *teaching Rory how to drive*: Okay, you're driving and Trixie and Lucifer walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Rory: Oh, definitely Lucifer. I could never hurt T.
Chloe *massaging her temples*: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
*The Decker-Morningstar family when they accidentally drop food on the floor*
Chloe: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Trixie: Five second rule!
Rory: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Lucifer: *Sobs on the floor*
Chloe: Where's Lucifer?
Trixie: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Trixie *shouting*: Lucifer sucks!
Lucifer *distantly*: Lucifer is the best person ever! Piss off!
Trixie: Found them.
Chloe: Lucifer... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Lucifer: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Chloe:
Chloe: I wrote sanitize, Lucifer.
Chloe: I thought I told you to stay in the car.
Lucifer: You did. But I thought it was boring, and you were in trouble.
Chloe: Would you please not Lucifer this into a worse situation than it already is?
Lucifer: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?



