@decappedunit

D*Unit

Joined March 2023
Mets top prospect Jefferson Rojas had a dynamic season 🔥 .274/.338/.505 27 HR 93 RBI 21 SB Rojas was acquired from the Cubs in the Clay Holmes trade in August.
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Shōta Imanaga is drowning himself with champagne 😭
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Let’s work @culvers
Rams WR Davante Adams shows off his purple Taco Bell card, which only he and Kevin Hart have: “It is unlimited, and I can get $7M worth of Taco Bell today if I wanted.”
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MLB: You only need to beat the Marlins once and you're in the postseason. Cubs:
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Absolute disgraceful baseball being played in Chicago right now
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Sebastian Stan says making "Batman 2" feels like "making f*cking 'Godfather Part Two'": “I go to set sometimes and I look around and I’m like, I think we’re making f*cking ‘Godfather Part Two,’ I really don’t want to raise it up, but I do feel like it’s going to be a payoff.” variety.com/2026/film/awards…
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Pete Crow-Armstrong when you have US currency on him
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ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS EVERY GODDAMN TIME
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Lucky ass cock sucking boo crew
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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DFA this Mfer while we are at it
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DFA this cocksucker
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THATS A DOUBLE PLAY
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are they really your friends if they don't ride for you like this?
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This fuckin Brewer team dude it’s Devil magic EVERY TIME
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Biggest joke of a bullpen in the whole league
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