Update-1:16: worked on music on the computer and now have cats in my lap and Adrianne in my ears.

maybe poetry but then I feel too smart for my own good. maybe I should try journaling or at least writing my thoughts down when I’m having them. is that what I’m doing right now? Maybe Twitter isn’t the best platform for this. Or maybe it is

imsosweatyitssohotimdying won’t sleep must do something creative/productive because we all have limited time and I’m probably wasting mine what am I doing. i must read something maybe something sofisticado something to show myself that I’m smart because I forget.

Dear Microwave that my parents found on the side of the road in the 90s and still have in our kitchen, You ruined my burrito. I burned my mouth on my first bite and my second bite was frozen. I’m not mad, just disappointed.

I kinda feel bad for bread. its yummy af so everyone loves it. but then that means humas ruin a lot of little bread families. and sometimes people drown the little bready gluten guys in soup and THEN eat them. double death for the yeastie boys

I tried to be cheeky and cut bread without a bread knife. I thought i had it. but bread knifes are goood at cutting bread

dude had bitches and hoes

I feel like I got run over by a truck and then dumped in a bit bucket of toxic waste 🙃

Holy Shit. Coincidence??? I think not. it's not just the looks. Think about the characters. this is too much

recently I remembered that you don't need a degree to have some goats and sheep. guess where you'll catch me in a few years. not shitting bricks over finals thats for sure.

Scubalingus is kinda where it's at