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⠀ ⠀ 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽 ⠀ ⠀ 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱: ⠀ ⠀ original ⠀ ⠀ muse ⠀ ⠀ built ⠀ ⠀ for ⠀ ⠀ fandomless ⠀ ⠀ ／ ⠀ ⠀ horror ⠀ ⠀ verses. ⠀ ⠀ 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽𝖾𝗋 ⠀ ⠀ amos. ⠀ ⠀ by ⠀ ⠀ freddie, ⠀ ⠀ he／him, ⠀ ⠀ 20, ⠀ ⠀ MDNI.
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if i drank for every cheesy one—liner, i would’a lost my liver years ago. i take a shot for every red flag.
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oh, yeah. realistically none of ‘em last more than a year. but that’s why there’s always a bunch of sequels where shit happens that just makes it so they’re stuck together.
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⠀ ⠀.. ⠀ ⠀may ⠀ ⠀the ⠀ ⠀𝚕𝗮𝗺𝗯 ⠀ ⠀o𝔣 ⠀ ⠀#𝗚𝗢͜𝗗 ⠀ ⠀receive ⠀ ⠀[ 𝚝𝚑𝚎⠀ 𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 ] ⠀ ⠀of ⠀ ⠀his ⠀ ⠀𝓼.uffering 𓈒 ⠀
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nah, by the end of the movie the uptight business hotshot realises he actually likes living in a small town, so he quits his job t’become a farm lawyer. (if he had a tail, it’d be wagging.)
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... okay you got me there. (raising a brow, laughing gently.) yeah, y’caught me. i’m givin’ you shitty information so that all the big city hotshots will choose to whisk me away an’ not you.
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no. i mean, i’ve had partners, but nothin’ ever serious enough to write home about. (own arms mirroring hers.) and still, no. th’ whole point is for the meet——cute to be authentic, it can’t be authentic if y’go lookin’ for it.
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look, i have a lotta free time, okay? and you’re not really seein’ the vision. ‘course buttercup would hate ‘im at first, but over the length of your courtship, she’d realise he’s actually a decent guy. ‘cos, y’know, he’s charmin’.
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does prince charmin’ need to be from ‘round here? i mean, what if he’s some uptight, big—shot lawyer from th’ big city, who comes here for christmas and learns to let go through the power of love? ... or somethin’.
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