PM Andy Burnham announces fines for any bakery selling a loaf of bread with holes in, or donuts without holes.
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BREAKING 🚨
I understand that the First Lord of the Treasury, Prime Minister The Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP, is calling an emergency national press conference to be broadcast tomorrow at 8pm on all channels
Setting out his top 10 tips for cleaning hacks and household chores
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Today's performance from TikTok star Andy Burnham.
Why are we paying this idiot a Prime Minister's salary?
@andyburnham @UKLabour
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Look who’s organising the 20 November student protests in the UK.
The Muslim Brotherhood, via Palestine Action and Antifa. These are coordinated groups that want disorder on our streets.
They’re planning to destroy our cities in the name of social justice and climate change, and they’ll demand an end to our military.
Be really careful, everyone. If you have kids at university, keep them home.
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We've all been there.
You crimp off a shit and realise there's no bog paper left.
I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
My government will add six more sheets to every roll of bog paper.
It's a small change, but it's a practical way to help people
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS
Isis terrorist Mohammed Yaseen, has been RECALLED
to prison.
The fact that he was even able to walk about freely on the streets of Britain just shows how much of a joke our country has become.
DEPORT HIM.
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🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry.
He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes.
Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
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BREAKING:
The far-left extremist Hodei Ciarra has been identified as the man who burned down the historic town hall in Limoges
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🚨 BREAKING: Two men previously bailed over the RAF Fairford plot have been rearrested on suspicion of assisting Iran’s intelligence service
One is a British-Iranian man aged 25 and the other is a British man aged 24
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A friend of my daughter had a letter sent out to all the parents to say that one of the pupils in their school now identifies as a Squirrel.
Why are schools encouraging this nonsense?
Back in our day you’d have been sectioned for something like this.
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🚨 Hearing reports that Councillor Daalat Ali, the Deputy Leader of Rochdale Borough Council, has reportedly been classified as a domestic terrorist and detained by police in Pakistan.
Can anyone confirm?
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Yes, that's right. This man's defence raised the point that his culture was part of the reason he raped two young girls under 12.
Imagine coming from a culture where that forms part of your defence.
🚨 RAPIST JAILED FOR SIX YEARS AFTER ABUSING TWO GIRLS UNDER 12
Daniel Olowookere, from Blackley, has been jailed for six years after admitting the rape of two young girls in separate offences committed in 2018 and 2020.
The gap between the attacks has raised concerns there may be further victims.
At Manchester Crown Court, Olowookere initially denied the allegations before eventually pleading guilty.
Witnesses at sentencing described him as showing “zero remorse”, claiming he shook his head as the judge imposed the sentence.
His defence raised his Nigerian cultural background in mitigation, but the judge stressed that nothing could excuse the sexual abuse of the two children.
Source UK Database.
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A French left-wing activist mocked those whose livelihoods had been destroyed by violent rioters and looters over the past few days.
“Your little shops, that’s real cute,” said Lola-Fleur Whittaker, who defended the rioters during a French television debate.
Whittaker tried to draw sympathy, stating that her mother is an English teacher who eats cookies for lunch because she can't “pay for the cafeteria.”
However, online users quickly found Whittaker’s social media profiles, where she posts pictures of herself vacationing in places like Oman, the island of Ré, Sicily, the Greek islands, Malaysia, and Egypt.
She earned a bachelor’s degree from the University of Manchester, and she offers French lessons for €53 per 50-minute lesson on the platform Preply, where she has already taught 1,709 classes.
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The men in my family didn’t endure this for me to become a minority.
Fuck you, look at their poor faces it fucking breaks my heart.
