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lover to me, while petting my hair: “I’ll always be sweet to you...because of feminism”

I’m done with rice and have lost a ton of weight. I feel great. But can people stop telling me I look unhealthy? Stfu and talk to me when you’ve done something about your hypertension and early onset diabetes 🖕🏻

saw trailer for marie kondo show. is it about people crying from having too much stuff?

you ever wake up from a really good nap and think, “oh shit, I’m gonna die someday”?

Imagine your grade school principal pronouncing the word “efficacious”

I just wanna be rich enough to be able to smuggle in a raccoon

qotd on the countryside: “how are your hips today?”

is there a word to describe a feeling of disconnectedness from one’s planet?

gosh kelan ba magiging laos si Pacquiao. my eyes hurt from rolling

It’s really weird when people commit suicide and people are all like, “why oh why???”. Duhhhh

I’m inclined to think that people who are too weirded out by musk x grimes have never had great sex

AM radio is this country’s cancer

mother’s qotd: “injunction cooker” #atty

want to change my IG name coz i’m really starting to hate the word “this”

I always take note of the people who view one of my IG stories but skip the next

radio show dialogue between hetero couple. guy complaining that girl isn’t spruced up enough for their date: “gusto ko mag pabango ka! mag bestida ka!”

ugh. dreading working next week coz everyone is so fckng bibo after new year’s

Lacson: "the taste of the pudding is in the eating" lololol

Gen Bato asked two of his cops to stand up at a Senate hearing, and proceeded to fat shame them. Lolz

Can't take myself out of my gym's Viber group, coz it's all trainers dissing fat people with mean "inspirational" quotes & it's hilarious