21 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (April 25-May 8)

"Anytime my husband upsets me, I just add more shampoo bottles to our shower. Currently, there’s 47."

Daddy Go Fish · Apr 27, 2023 · 2:09 PM UTC

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marriage is fun you get to learn things like it’s possible to fold a towel inside out

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debbie · Jul 22, 2022 · 3:46 PM UTC

Kemptville Live 2022 - Angel Forrest kemptvillelivemusicfestival.… via @KemptvilleLive. She is Amazing !!!

debbie · Jul 16, 2019 · 2:25 AM UTC

There was a car/truck on fire on the 417 just before Panmure exit to night !

Positive Vibes☀ · Sep 15, 2014 · 2:18 AM UTC

debbie retweeted

So deep

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9GAG ❤️ Memeland · Jun 25, 2013 · 1:01 AM UTC

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I'm homy. Retweet if you read that wrong!

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9GAG ❤️ Memeland · Jun 3, 2013 · 1:00 AM UTC

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Dear vegetarians... If you're trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food?

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