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dankshardt retweeted
Ever stumbled upon a mini pony named Martha that looks like a "weird dog"? That's the story behind **$weirddog**, a meme coin where a bunch of "weird dogs" decided to dive into the crypto world for laughs and potential gains. Launched by Omar's hilarious mix-up, $weirddog is not your typical token; it's an adventure where community, humor, and the love for all things weird come together. So, if you're looking for a token that's as unique as your pet's quirks, join the $weirddog pack! #cryptowithpurpose #Solana #Sol #memecoin #memecoins #bitcoin #etherium #crypto #cryptocurrency #moon @Shibtoken @dogecoin @elonmusk @neuralink @MattWallace888 @cz_binance @cryptonews @rektcapital @memecoinnews @itsALLrisky
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I don't care how messy your accounting is (or how rich you are) - you're definitely going to notice if you find an extra $8B to spend. Even the most gullible person should not believe Sam's claim that this was an accounting error.
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A Tornado cash developer is still in jail without formal Charges. SBF committed $10b fraud and is playing video games in the Bahamas. This is the world we live in.
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Word count NYT's puff piece on SBF: "Fraud": 0 "Enron": 0 "Crime": 0 "Illiquid": 0 "Stolen": 0 "Hidden": 0 "Criminal": 0 "Back door": 0 "He's getting sleep": 1
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dankshardt retweeted
I was going to keep this private, but when presented with the opportunity to share it anonymously with @MarioNawfal I happily obliged. Unfortunately, Mario declined Payslips/ID cards, Digital ID, Emails, wallet txns as verification and simply wanted a LinkedIn connect instead?
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Build a website that lets consenting adults buy recreational drugs = 2 life sentences + 15 years. Build a website that steals $10 billion from innocent people = hugs with politicians and celebrity endorsements.
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Replying to @0xbags
pre-2014 ogs who spent more BTC on LSD than they will ever see again in their lifetime
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boomer feds hate smart contracts cuz they know the smart contracts will replace them
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dYdX doesn't allow US users, yet it blocks users whose accounts have trace amounts of tornado. This doesn't make any sense.
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unfortunately Coinbase has created a lot of scrutiny for itself by listing a metric fuck ton of garbage assets with an opaque, insidery process which often ignores tokens customers actually want are some "securities"? idk, but in a way, it almost seems beyond the point to me
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Daily Active users: The Sandbox: 1,180 Decentraland 978 Fortnite: 30M Roblox: 37M Valorant 800k Second Life: 200k
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The fact that @CelsiusNetwork is paying back @AaveAave @compoundfinance and @MakerDAO before humans should explain smart contracts to humanity.
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Claim: the crypto space is weird and dumb and we should go back to mainstream institutions which are ruled by adults. Reality:
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the blockchain will always be a history of who believed in what when nobody else did
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If all securities were represented on-chain: - all users have self-custody of certificates - brokerages can’t stop you from trading - trading runs 24/7 - and settlement happens in minutes, not days Basically, root cause is the antiquated financial backend. On-chain fixes this.
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Eventually every asset will go on-chain, just like every form of media has gone online. So by 2030-2040 your portfolio may be 100% crypto. Question is how long it takes people to realize this. Already in progress for digital gold, art, loans, derivatives, stocks, etc.
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What should the allocation be?
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you can buy a gun but not a security
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24 hour transaction activity: 9 Txs: 0.1 ETH 🌪 50 Txs: 1 ETH 🌪🌪🌪 54 Txs: 10 ETH 🌪🌪🌪 180 Txs: 100 ETH 🌪🌪🌪 Total: 18,590 ETH Total in USD: 47,852,047 🌪
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