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A Software Engineer and father. All opinions are my own.

London, UK
Joined March 2009
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What's wrong with the youth of today. This beauty just sitting in the park this morning while dozens of school kids just walk past. It's at least a sixer.
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Greatest phone call scene? 📞 I'll start and it's easy:
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Coming out of the local swimming baths and getting a piping hot Bovril/hot chocolate/soup was probably better than the actual swimming itself!
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Legendary singer Tina Turner, known for hits including The Best and What's Love Got to Do With It, dies aged 83 bbc.in/3Oz5S3j
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You need a doctor once a year maybe and a fireman once in a lifetime, if you’re unlucky. But you need a farmer three times a day. Wise words from Kaleb Cooper.
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COME ON, #LIONESSES! 👊
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Who had Spokey Dokeys on their bike?
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Every once in a while, go back and look at your old work, cringe for a bit, then keep going. You're still getting better, confirmed.
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As the flag is lowered to half mast over Windsor Castle an incredible rainbow appears over the castle, for a few minutes and then just like that it was gone….
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Visa is a proud sponsor of UEFA Women’s EURO 2022™ ⚽. Because when more of us play, all of us win 🏆#TeamVisa #frankirby @frankirby

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'The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise' - Edsger Dijkstra
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No one: Dads today:
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Tastes better bit.ly/3mY5axq
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Public speaking seems to be a big fear for a lot of people. Here's what I do: Take a deep breath, try to lighten the mood with a joke, and if all else fails, wave my arms around wildly and shout "YAAAAAAAY!!!" Give it a try!
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Any time you pick up a well shuffled deck, you are almost certainly holding an arrangement of cards that has never before existed and will likely never exist again. - Yannay Khaikin
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A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer. – at Siorac-en-Périgord, France
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