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Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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Na for 2025 dem send Chukwuemeka Victor Amachukwu to US from France wia dem gbab am. Im and im group bin wan obtain $8.4 million but na $2.5 million enta bifor dem detect dem. Full tori: bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ckp8…
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The Simpsons spoke of this
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
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Cream of shrimp soup 2-packs going for $35 on eBay If you spot these at an old grocery store, people want them
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🇫🇷 | La estatua de Paul Bocuse, uno de los chefs más celebrados de Francia, fue demolida durante protestas en Lyon del sábado. Bocuse inspiró al personaje del chef Gusteau en la película animada de Pixar 'Ratatouille'.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Goodbye to the iconic flying piss dungeon. Retired this morning, after landing in Frankfurt. 🙏
I’m flying the iconic @lufthansa A340-600 this week, in economy 😱 The toilets are downstairs! Such a rare beast.
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『潜むものたち』展示中です。 中に入ると、ヒレが自分の周りを巡っていったり、追いかけてきたり。 下にある存在、足元に迫っている何かを想像してもらう作品です。 大阪西九条で明日まで展示してます。 homeworks2026.peatix.com/vie…
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deadprogrammer retweeted
若干怖い犬のフランスパン作った
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秋が深まる前に京都駅に来たほうが良いですよ
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The point of Capitalism is that someone who doesn’t give a shit about you still has a financial incentive to make your life better. Many Socialists confuse good intentions with good outcomes.
not to sound gay but im actually starting to think structuring our entire society around maximizing profit instead of the public good is a bad idea
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deadprogrammer retweeted
ねこです
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トポロジカル編み物の本「Unraveling Topological Crochet」が届いた。素晴らしい本だよ。
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Mikhail Gorbachev feeding a squirrel, 1989.
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半年かけて得た信頼を一瞬で失いました。
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うちの犬は、老衰でどんどん衰弱して、立てなくなって、頭も動かせなくて、何も食べられなくなって、あと数日で死ぬと先生にも言われて、なんでも食べさせてあげてくださいと言われたので、マックのポテト食わせたらみるみる体調が回復して、そっから2年生きた
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今日は「プラモ好き独身男性の他界後の末路」に立ち会ってきました。 牽引トラックコンテナいっぱいに積まれたプラモ達を、一つづつ未組立とお手つきアリとに分けました。お手つきアリも状態に応じて処分したり、続き出来ると判断したり。 「明日は我が身だな」と苦笑いながら作業してました
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Rappel que les communistes haissent du plus profond de leur coeur Taïwan car c'est la preuve vivante que la Chine aurait très bien pu se développer sans des famines et des massacres de masse
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it feels like someone had a really cool idea, then realized how hard it was and gave up after a day
Egg with micrographic text from Song of Songs 1:1–4:7, 19th c. Poland
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There's an easy way we could watch both but no one is ready for that conversation
In America you can watch a firing squad, but can't watch Stephen Colbert.
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