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Joined May 2023
NEW AD: Ken Paxton knows Texas… And Italy India Malta China Taiwan Iceland Greece Albania Oklahoma New Jersey South Africa An Idaho resort The Caribbean Dubai (with fugitives) 2 stops at Disney World Georgia to watch the Masters Wineries (plural) in Napa Valley 5 different ski towns in the Rockies And London on America’s 250th birthday He’s taken nearly 1,000 trips while serving as Attorney General — costing taxpayers $3.3 million.
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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this being the one photo from the carpet she posted 😭 she know her back looked tea as hell
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Whenever is see a clip of someone complaining abt the state of overwatch its 5v5 and whenever i see a clip of someone having fun its 6v6
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Sabrina Carpenter... man’s best friend. Red carpet’s main event.
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omg The Chicks just brought out James Talarico on stage 👀
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Dice retweeted
‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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*looking at my boobs in the mirror* nahhhh bro why are there jiggle physics. actually pure goon bait bro.
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when u have a friend
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Dice retweeted
Sabrina Carpenter arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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This is the last thing I needed to see this week
Holy SHIT. One of the posters in my local subway stop has been stripped down back to 1999
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I am very happy Team Talarico is making at stop in Lubbock so we can get those Tech kids
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it's really sad how new heroes don't get base legendary skins anymore
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“casual sex” implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
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wheewwwwwwww Ken Paxton could NEVER do what James Talarico is doing right now in this Town Hall
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I cannot understate how impactful a @GinaHinojosaTX victory would be for Texas. A Governor Hinojosa would have veto power, ability to appoint level-headed public servants in a number of positions and would fundamentally change the direction of Texas for the better. Her victory would single-handily have the biggest impact on the daily lives of working class Texans out of anyone on your ballot.
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ella langley untagging herself and then liking kacey's post... what's that lil song about anyways
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Grimsvotn is genuinely the most dogshit map they’ve added recently
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Hayley Williams at her show last night in New Orleans: “Please fucking vote in November. Fuck all these people man, God damn. Fucking MAGA pieces of shit. The KKK look different and they will not win” (Video: paramorgan96 / TikTok)
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