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legendary dud

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2008
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David Ess retweeted
A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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It's like "slap da bag" lol #franzia
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It's an earlingly grey day
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When Norm Macdonald met Bob Dylan, a since-deleted thread that I just love 1/15
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Internal monologistics
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Cops when people are starving after a natural disaster
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23 and Me? More like "23 Enemy". More like "23 End Me (end my blood line & release me from this infernal curse)"
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After all these years still I drink the mean bean
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David Ess retweeted
pretty grim
Twitter is refusing to provide Virginia Giuffre access to Twitter accounts she says are critical to defend herself in a case brought against her by Rina Oh, who says Giuffre's statements accusing her of abusing her with Jeffrey Epstein were defamatory. Link below 🔗🔽
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David Ess retweeted
Happy first bday to my boy. This petsmart was where we saw a worm poke its head out of your lil bootyhole and that’s how we found out you had tapeworms
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Can AirBnB B illegal in Chicago?
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David Ess retweeted
Feeling gut wrenched bc our building got bought by a property mgmt company and now they are not renewing our lease : ) developers are parasitic evil fucks
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I've been making popcorn on the stove
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Having a visible booger in my nose as a kind of a monk's penance
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Age of Innocence is a good movie I love Americana
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A red plastic Pizza Hut cup filled with blood
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I know this is very low on the political agenda right now but the library of congress should have a streaming service for everything that’s in the public domain
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I'm moving around all over town
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My car is blue my hair is brown
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