@dcj___

she/late —ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ —

Joined February 2012
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Job interviews are just two people lying to each other
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Girls as work asked if I got a boob job ✨
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 5
i gave it some thought and now it's worse
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The wall of china may be one of the 7 wonders of the world but it’s nothing compared to the wall I have up in dating
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I woke up knowing how to twerk today🫶
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@skitzocatOct 2
sorry im busy decrypting my own thoughts
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@Croww_thingsOct 2
Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
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Me: buys tea tree oil based bug spray - walks out side- @MandzUh : sprays body with said bug spray nqa Amanda: taking a full body shower bc I tell her what she’s done
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#pregaminginyour30s
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Should I just go to med school
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Roony@RoonystersSep 29
Just undiagnosed myself. I am perfectly fine
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Someone slid into my LinkedIn DMs so that’s a first
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@MandzUh and were not doing that again
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Bublik v Kygrios match 😍
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Laver cup
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Get the lip filler
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Pls come back imy @NickKyrgios
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Jameis finna show yall
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alfie@alfienxoSep 19
just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years
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