Fair play. Tremendous limbs

Eric Djembaa-Djembaa

Gavin and Stacey soundtrack never misses. 🤌

Show-jumping just isn't a sport is it

Seventy eight pounds to see Kasabian? Nope. Would've liked to go but that's a riot of a price. £50 max, surely.

Of all England's traits, the lack of substitutions is the most annoying. So many options on the bench and the persistence with this unbalanced out of form team is absolutely maddening

England are dross. Southgate needs gone.

Fully expecting Switzerland to win 2-0 here.

England fans being such cocks all the time is a big part of why I just don't care as much as I perhaps used to

We should make being a 'Gareth' the male equivalent of being a 'Karen'.

Bellingham has been the worst of the lot here.

I don't even want England to win now cos we'd just be humbled by Switzerland if we did. Absolutely garbage. Get Southgate gone.

Thought Dave Grohl was bad for chatting cack rather than playing the songs but jesus christ this is dire. Dunno why I'm still watching

Chris Martin is a total lemon man. Absolute fruitcake

Look at Denmark, scoring a goal and then carrying on attacking. Like England never do.