as an english ph.d. student, i love reading fanfiction. the only thing i cannot handle is when people CANNOT PICK ONE TENSE. YOU NEED TO PICK A TENSE. IT CANNOT BE BOTH PAST AND PRESENT AT THE SAME TIME
they put this motherfucker in a croptop and bedazzled pants that say "juicy" on the back. they gave peter parker his undeniable fruitiness back #spidergay#imfreakyforthepetey
