SW engineer, building for the real world. Mostly found at https://xitter.cf/t.co/kkh9aO0EBX

SF Bay Area, California
Joined January 2007
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I needed to QA @doss_hq's new Dynamic Apps feature to the limit to make sure it can handle our customer's workloads and more. So I asked Opus to one-shot a 3D multiplayer FPS using Doss data & logic primitives for all state & orchestration. Can confidently say I am the first person to play an FPS on an ERP 😂
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The system that runs a $5M business rarely runs a $50M one. Snackwise outgrew QuickBooks and spreadsheets, got burned by two ERPs, and found a system that molds to the business instead of the other way around. doss.com/customers/snackwise
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CHEFS.... IT'S TIME.... TO COOK after 3.5 years of building and absolutely RIPPING Celsius we're announcing that @doss_hq raise a $55m Series B co-led by Madrona and Premji Invest This is an Operations Cloud built for the Real World
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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We now have 17 complete chapters for the FTN Football Almanac 2023. Dare I say we might get this done sooner than expected? (Knock on wood.) Learn more about the book and pre-order it here: ftnfantasy.com/articles/FTN/…
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#BABYON5 folks! RETWEET! SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow, 6/15, Warner Bros. Animation and WB Home Ent. will release all the information about the coming #B5AnimatedMovie including release date, rating, extras, how to get it and THE FULL LENGTH TRAILER 👀👀! Here's a sneak peek....
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It'll be easy for Mr Elon to whip Twitter into shape.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar18 Nov 2022
Elon is such a disaster that he makes Devin Nunes look like a social media genius
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This asshole
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I remember the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to buy Twitter and remove all doubt.”
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What if there was a social media app where you always feel under the boot of the world’s shittiest boss because every time you log in the CEO is posting through a midlife crisis ego trip, making impulsive proclamations & firing employees in public. Doesn’t that sound gooood
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Everyone who saw Muppets Take Manhattan already knew this.
Rats have the ability to keep the beat to musical pieces from Mozart, a new study shows. n.pr/3UZgmZN
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Replying to @yoyoel
You never banned anyone impersonating me and calling me a cunt. You said it was parody. They used my photos in their avatar space. I had extensive emails back and forth with Twitter. I lost every time. Don’t bullshit.
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Twitter legal has approved this avatar for officially-sanctioned Elon Musk parody. Comes with encoded digital safe harbor in the photo which protects against suspension.
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Feels appropriate to bring back this classic. Enjoy while you can!
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The fate of the #Babylon5 pilot may be decided end of this month. Though much of @TheCW was bought by @NXSTMediaGroup the decision also rests heavily with @WarnerbrosTV. If fans want to show their support for B5 & let them know you want this to happen, now is the time #B5onCWin23
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............ It's never been my way to ask B5 fans and followers for a solid on behalf of the show. Because I feel it's my role, and the role of the show, to be in service to you, not the other way around. But tomorrow, for the first time in 22 years, I will ask. ............
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I volunteer as a translator with asylees coming through the Texas border and I wanted to make a thread on who these migrants are, what help is actually needed and why what DeSantis and Abbott are doing is so needlessly cruel. Everyone is talking about it, but so few understand
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Hello friends, my time at Monad has come to an end. (This economy, amirite?) If you know anywhere that needs a senior technical writer with process, product, and platform skills, look me up! linkedin.com/in/laurarubin/
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