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Hey @X, why am I all of a sudden getting posts in my following feed from accounts that I don’t follow and weren’t reposted by someone I do?
I’m surprised the @NFL hasn’t figured out a PPV option for individual games. I wouldn’t pay the $350 for Sunday Ticket, but I’d pay $10 a week to watch 17 @ChicagoBears games, plus playoffs. 🤷🏼♂️
I’m not even a @Lions fan, but how in the actual fuck was that a “backwards pass”?!
Because nothing says “this is indisputable fact” like limiting who can reply!
Doctors confirm Trump has been diagnosed with “Somalian Syndrome”; a rare condition where the patient:
• Can’t say “Somali”
• Thinks adding -an makes things official
• Obsessive fixation on Ilhan Omar
• Confuses countries with headlines
• Develops an allergic reaction to facts
• Experiences chronic fear of immigrants he’s never met
No cure yet, but experts say malawax, Bariis iyo Hilib, and one week in Minnesota may help.
Prognosis: stable, but loud. #Somali #RentFree #MagaDummies #SomalianSyndrome #GeographyIsHard #African #SaySomali #Obsessed #FactsAllergic #LoudButWrong #PunchingUp #PoliticalComedy
Hey @syndrome22q1, saw your video in my feed and just wanted to say hello! Have a great day Justin!
Hey @TheClear420, any chance you can enter the medical market down here? We need better options!
Disabling comments while bitching about “censorship” is peak hypocrisy! Of course, as a liberal, hypocrisy is number one in your playbook, so…🤷🏼♂️
Did @maziehirono just admit that people who are born male have “physiological differences” from those born female in the @FBIDirectorKash hearing while talking about pull-ups?!
@FoxNews @Riley_Gaines_
Happy 90th to quite possibly the greatest political mind in my lifetime, @RonPaul!
As someone who’s voted for a female Presidential candidate (@JoForLiberty in 2020), it’s not the gender, but the quality, of the candidate that gets most people’s vote. @KamalaHarris and @HillaryClinton were just terrible options!
Hey @stephenasmith, I agree with most of what you’re saying here, but how is 2019/20 #BigBen any worse than 2024/25 @AaronRodgers12? Even in those last couple years he wasn’t below .500. A-a-ron was 25th in the league last year in qbr and 20 overall rtg.
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1/2 So, I’m going to preface this by stating that I’m a fed emp, and I’m good with the RTIPW. That said, maybe we should start looking at what Congress does for the half of the year they’re not in session.
@DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @RandPaul @RepThomasMassie
Not sure how it took me 30+ years of listening to #36Chambers, but I’m watching @WuTangClan: an American Saga, and just caught @methodman’s bars connecting PB brands and “Oh shit, that’s the jam.
I’m so disappointed in myself.
Hey @MelbourneFL, is this how our tax dollars are used to “fix” the streets?! It’s been like this since before noon today. #DoBetter #TaxationIsTheft #GovernmentMakesEverythingWorse @GovRonDeSantis
Hey @CNN, why aren’t you reporting on this?!
INFILTRATING AMERICA: Immigration officials provide eye-popping data on the number of illegal immigrants with criminal convictions running wild in the US. trib.al/xsdeykK
Yo, @Reddsaidit, you and @toneBell (as a vet I really felt his character) were my favorites on #Disjointed. Just started watching #ResurrectedRides and I love it. I watched #PimpMyRide in my 20s, but y’all took that model and got rid of the fish tanks. Well done sir!