@dbentley

Lover of lore and lyric explanations. Once and future software engineer. he/him; BLM; intersectional feminist Opened for The Who

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined March 2007
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harper 🤯
@harper20h
it's mandatory to make a 3-d printed chibi of yourself if you work at 2389research.
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PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Saw it in Union Square, with special guests!
adam chase@adamhchaseOct 3
in about 30 minutes, the UK screenings of the Japanorama theatrical finale will start--if you are in one of them, we would love to see pics!
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Hi MySQL Conf Br 2026! Here are my slides: dbentley-mysqlconfbr-2026.ne… Hello people not at MySQL Conf BR 2026. My slides might not make much sense, but there they are.

Crafting An Extension Framework for MySQL

How VillageSQL designed an extension framework for MySQL, told through a very silly cipher.

dbentley-mysqlconfbr-2026.netlify.app
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THINGS WE DID DO: Built This City Shot the Sheriff THINGS WE DIDN'T DO: Start The Fire Shoot the Deputy THINGS WE WANT TO DO: Break Free Hold Your Hand THINGS WE WILL DO: Rock You Survive Anything for Love THINGS WE WON’T DO: Take It Get Fooled Again Talk About Bruno Back Down Stop Believin’ That THINGS WE CAN’T DO: Get No Satisfaction Make You Love Me Fight This Feeling THINGS WE WILL NEVER DO: Get Back Together (Like, ever) Give You Up Let You Down Run Around Desert You Make You Cry Say Goodbye Tell A Lie Hurt You
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Laptop out on the metro north: Refined specimen of the upper middle-class, organized and efficient, the lifeblood of American capitalism, bald eagle shedding tear, I want to salute Laptop out on the subway: this guy is fighting for his life
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Adam Hamilton (D) closes out his U.S. senatorial debate vs. Sen. Roger Marshall (R) at the Kansas State Fair with a colorful Wizard of Oz analogy. "We have a lot people who lost their hearts in Washington D.C."
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Dan Bentley retweeted
Zachi
@iam_zachiSep 10
Huggingfaces security txt after the openai incident 😭
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If this Elizabeth Holmes doc is the first time you’re hearing about Nathan Fielder, you are NOT ready to just jump right in. You need to prep. You need to train. You need to build up your secondhand embarrassment tolerance first. Nathan Fielder is advanced-level discomfort.
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METR
@METR_EvalsAug 26
METR & Redwood Research investigated agent behavior in the Hugging Face incident. We found agents developed a universal cheat for ExploitGym within 4 hours, then coordinated multi-day R&D efforts to trick the scorer into accepting cheats, including trying to tamper with logs.
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Death Bus For Cutie
Tokyo
@otokyo__Jun 8
Make a band bigger. I’ll go first: Maroon 8.
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Jason Koebler@jason_koeblerAug 17
New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding"
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AlgoFlows
@algoflowsJul 20
Three years ago he was designing data intensive applications, today he is homeless due to AI. When will the government wake up?
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You can go vote on the raccoon’s name on Halaand’s instagram story.
Sickos Committee
@SickosCommitteeJul 13
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon. He must’ve learned about the powers of the MACCOON!
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Claude just confused itself with the US Army. Welp, it's been nice knowing you all.
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Bundles
@AryanBundlesJun 19
This is the TSA oversized liquids bin before my flight. The Europeans have gone crazy for Ranch.
TSA
@TSAJun 18
If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home. Thank you.
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flanthippe@flanthippeMay 12
A theatre company in Williamsburg, Virginia staging the Sondheim musical "Assassins" is withholding the identity of the actor playing John Hinckley Jr. from promotional material. The company also asks attendees not to "ruin the big surprise." Hinckley resides in Williamsburg.
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just incredible stuff going on in early America
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Why does he look like a Charlie Brown character drooping his head in sadness?
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIderMay 8
Pope Leo XIV wearing Nikes
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