@dbdatvic

follow me at your own risk me/my/mine/I cisgender for nearly 6 decades, fite me

Joined January 2017
this is the best damn thing that has happened all day
Replying to @dbdatvic @jtrebach
HE ATE IT! THANK YOU SCIENCE DAVE YOU LIFEHACKED MY CAT!
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In a nutshell.
The American gvmnt will protect u from imaginary enemies while they watch u die from no health care, no affordable housing and no reproductive freedoms- while u work 50hrs a week,at $7.25/hr, to survive a 40yr high inflation, as you witness a genocide, on a planet that’s burning.
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Replying to @CaseyExplosion
warhammer fantasy but this is one of my favorites
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My wife is making AI do absolutely unspeakable things:
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Day #912 of David Tennant as a Fennec Fox!! 🦊
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You don't look a day over 6. Happy 69th Birthday @KermitTheFrog!
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Replying to @MollyOShah
The sun is raging and I think we should join in
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Real men respond to testimony by being sworn in and taking the stand in court. Oh...wait. Nevermind.
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Spoke to neighbour earlier. I mentioned whooping cough cases rising fast and to make sure his grandkids are vaccinated. He said "I think we're over vaccinating. Kids need exposure to bugs. Making everyone immune to everything is really bad for the immune system". 1/🧵
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for every twenty likes i’ll share a horror movie that a muppet starred in.
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