NASCAR enthusiast. Twitter’s #1 Alan Kulwicki fan apparently. Antique mall/thrift store explorer. Fan of small European cars. I am not Corey Heim. 🌈

Wisconsin 🧀
Joined April 2024
If we all tweet #BownersForBowman at 4:08 pm on Saturday, October 24th we can manifest a Bowman win
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You know last night’s race sucked because NASCAR Twitter is talking about Brett Griffin’s (incorrect) takes on vaccines more than the actual race
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Brett Griffin is the answer to the question "can NASCAR spotters get CTE?" – at Fairborn, OH
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I spy a new parody account
I took the vaccine because the science showed it would significantly reduce my risk of severe illness. It worked. Thank God I got my kids vaccinated, too.
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Digging through my photos and found these moments in time from the 2012 Indy 500.
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Find a random driver you feel indifferent about and DM them memes daily until they block you
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according to Michael Waltrip’s book he and Dale Earnhardt loved to go up to New York and go out for fancy dinners. what the hell else did they get up to there?
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trying to draw in a slightly more realistic art style but the characters just look like wojaks instead
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Genuinely don’t understand Hamlin hate
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Replying to @db_mini_cooper
I have questions.
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Maybe if SVG did a Jockey photo shoot he’d win an oval 👀 let’s test that theory?
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Corey Heim, the one guy we root for over here 🤭
Replying to @EricEstepp17
Cause he’s Corey Heim duh
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I had a dream about Kajagoogoo last night but I don’t recall the details
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– at Fairborn, OH
He's not finished yet! @TylerReddick keeps his championship hopes alive with a thrilling win at @phoenixraceway!
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Is it true that there was a rumor about AJ Allmendinger enjoying being pegged?
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I think my stupid penis joke post might’ve manifested a Reddick win
I know this is so immature but I feel bad for Tyler Reddick because he probably got bullied due to his last name
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I need to know who the people editing NASCAR Wikipedia articles instantly are
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You just lost to the woke agenda
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Every time I watch an awful race I think to myself “this is the worst race I’ve ever seen” and I can’t recall what the ACTUAL worst race I’ve ever seen is
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Wait Larson looks so miserable I kind of feel sorry
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