@db_deke

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Joined January 2013
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Toad
@LearnToToadAug 6
Replying to @DanCrenshawTX
Unlike you, inflation is actually relevant and has two i's
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ladybug has left the building
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i remember palms sweaty as i went 200mph through the nevada desert. i remember drifts you could not imagine. i remember drag races over in the blink of eye. all to a banger soundtrack. i wish games were still like the old need for speed titles. no bullshit. just unbridled fun.
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i think God is married to the ocean, and she’s the best wife you could ask for
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the modern man relies not on sleep, but caffeine and anger to accomplish his goals. get out of his way.
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My first born son arrived on the summer solstice. God is so good.
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David
@blisspostingMay 16
Silly level of drunk but my point is you gotta treat the citi bike as much like a horse as you can. The Citi bike has a soul. And you gotta respect that
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i’m sad af at my best friend’s widow’s house missing my brotha while my other close homie’s cooking meatballs listening to frank sinatra……that’s life
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Joey@jjoeymocMay 3
Go to a local minor league game. Sit in random seats. Buy a foot long hot dog. Complain about the pitchers. - Anthony Bourdain
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trap dad
@dude_gangApr 29
white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack
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guys guys shutup. my boss is def 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon. i’m calling on @netanyahu and @realDonaldTrump to act quickly to prevent the destruction of freedom
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Braves have won 5 straight Phillies have lost 5 straight Mets have lost 11 straight Braves swept in Philadelphia for the first time since 2016. Every team in the NL East is below .500 except the Atlanta Braves. All is right in the world.
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just ran into someone i know at the ferry terminal on the way to work. he’s sipping on coffee, i just slammed a white claw…something something the duality of man
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i wish car manufacturers would bring older models back. change absolutely nothing, just make them brand new
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we’re so back
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2+2=4play
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You need to be embracing warmth in your home, more frames, knick knacks, heirlooms, you need to be rejecting minimalism
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selinam@bennynotblancoMar 3
Hoops
@HoopssMar 3
define ‘role model’
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George W Bush had the wisdom to decide NOT to do this. Let that sink in.
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By launching this illegal war of aggression against Iran, Donald Trump has betrayed the American people and his own base, none of whom wanted this. He has sided with Lindsay Graham, Mark Levin and Benjamin Netanyahu, the most despised laughingstocks on the planet. By announcing that this is indeed a regime change war (as anyone paying attention and being honest has known all along) he has tied his entire legacy to this action. If he isn’t able to achieve a regime change, he will have killed a bunch of people for no reason. If the regime does fall, we have already admitted that we have no one to install and without boots on the ground, it is difficult to install a regime even if you had someone. Trump will be responsible for what comes next- the thing war hawks never consider.
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