@dazedworm_

uhhhh i’m just a bug

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Joined November 2015
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craig@adonixleenOct 18
kitty want play pool
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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walked past a bar and they got How It’s Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill
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Sarah@heyaimsarahOct 16
did this in a kia soul once
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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⚠︎ vs@viersysOct 15
google what does having (all the symptoms of ocd) mean also i do not have ocd its not ocd it's something else you know?
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Delete every picture of yourself and break all of the mirrors in your house, it's almost become Nothing November
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フリーハンドでプレイピアッシング。 11/6はもっと刺します。
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"i remember you" aired 14 years ago today.
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leave her alone
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@ComplexOct 14
A Texas detention deputy has been fired after photos of her posing with inmates surfaced on social media. The Bexar County Sheriff's Office confirmed she was fired on October 12, just over three months after starting the job. 📷: Bexar County Sheriff's Office
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Jobs be asking "what can we Improve at work" shit my paycheck honestly
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۟@girlyfromrehabOct 13
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judey@judeykatOct 13
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Mari ⟢@nexilia_Oct 12
so mi edition too cause yeah
Mari ⟢@nexilia_Oct 12
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Every pair of panties is a thong when you have a fat ass butt
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josh@joshypooperOct 9
why is alice in chains can we help her
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@solisolsoliOct 10
Postcard, 1902
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𖤝@kywormsOct 10
so you just fucking went down to south park and had yourself a fucking time.
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⃟@grrleaterOct 10
i get horny and mourn the penis i could’ve had
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v@cvbernovaOct 9
valerie done lost her mind
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