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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
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Full time and it’s 7 for the knappers.
Best of luck to @BLFC1907 for the rest of the season.
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Life of a Football Chairman | Week 26 ⚽
We lost 4-1 at Fleet yesterday and I was gutted. Nine league wins in a row had to end somewhere.
The scoreline felt harsher than the game, an even game, but just individual moments.
That’s football. You go again. 👇
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Scenes at Leatherhead as they equalise to earn a replay vs Yeovil
FA Cup dream is still alive 👏👏👏
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🚨 Refs cam on the conversation between James Tarkowski and Jordan Henderson during Everton vs Chelsea first half:
🗣️ Tarkowski: “Ref, he called me a cunt and shoved me! I tried to get back at him, but he ran away. Now he’s standing here acting like he’s done nothing!”
🗣️ Henderson: “I never called you a cunt! You went straight into Caicedo like you’d lost your head. What the hell were you thinking?”
🗣️ Tarkowski: “Don’t lie to the referee! You know exactly what you said. You shoved me and now you’re pretending to be innocent. Have some balls and admit what you did!”
🗣️ Henderson: “You’re asking a drunk man what he was thinking? Look at yourself, mate! You’re flying into challenges and then crying when someone confronts you!”
🗣️ Tarkowski: “YOU are the drunk man here! You’ve completely lost your head. Ref, this man should be sent off! He’s pushing people around and then acting like the victim!”
🗣️ Henderson: “Watch your mouth! You don’t get to kick people, lose your temper and then tell everyone else how to behave. Get a grip!”
🗣️ Tarkowski: “Don’t you dare tell me to get a grip! You think you’re some kind of tough guy, but you’re just running your mouth. Give me one more shove and see what happens!”
🗣️ Henderson: “Keep talking, mate. You’re embarrassing yourself. Worry about defending your goal instead of trying to get me sent off!”
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Hertha Berlin had a shout for a penalty and the referee got sent over to the monitor. Before he could look, a few fans ran on and pinched the VAR cable 🤣
Screen dead, ref staring at nothing, so the VAR official just made the decision for him. Penalty awarded, penalty scored. Football is so back 🤣🤣
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"When does it get funny?!"
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Someone buy this woman a very large wine… a bottle… the whole fucking vineyard…👏👏👏👏👏
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Tomorrow we travel to top of the table @FCFleetTown for arguably our toughest game of the season.
We advise all travelling Knappers to arrive early as this game is bound to attract a great crowd.
We go into the game in great form ourselves so this makes for a great encounter.
Come on u Knappers
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Next up …. It’s a top of the table clash away at @FCFleetTown
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UK Government defends its legal judgement that the rights of dinghy asylum seekers are more important than local people..
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I care more about a Tiger in captivity than I do about the whole of Palestine. 🇬🇧
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A reminder that the pro-Palestinian campaign is fundamentally anti-Britain.
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It’s @RossCheek08 with the opener




























