Ex-Paratrooper. Ex Bad footballer. Assistant Manager at Knaphill FC🔴⚪️

Joined May 2013
Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
Any teacher that feels a need to turn up at school wearing a Pro Palestine badge is a c@nt
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
Full time and it’s 7 for the knappers. Best of luck to @BLFC1907 for the rest of the season.
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🤣For the catastrophic Ultra Left riots in France Sky News is blaming…wait for it…Tommy Robinson.🤣
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Life of a Football Chairman | Week 26 ⚽ We lost 4-1 at Fleet yesterday and I was gutted. Nine league wins in a row had to end somewhere. The scoreline felt harsher than the game, an even game, but just individual moments. That’s football. You go again. 👇
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Scenes at Leatherhead as they equalise to earn a replay vs Yeovil FA Cup dream is still alive 👏👏👏
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🚨 Refs cam on the conversation between James Tarkowski and Jordan Henderson during Everton vs Chelsea first half: 🗣️ Tarkowski: “Ref, he called me a cunt and shoved me! I tried to get back at him, but he ran away. Now he’s standing here acting like he’s done nothing!” 🗣️ Henderson: “I never called you a cunt! You went straight into Caicedo like you’d lost your head. What the hell were you thinking?” 🗣️ Tarkowski: “Don’t lie to the referee! You know exactly what you said. You shoved me and now you’re pretending to be innocent. Have some balls and admit what you did!” 🗣️ Henderson: “You’re asking a drunk man what he was thinking? Look at yourself, mate! You’re flying into challenges and then crying when someone confronts you!” 🗣️ Tarkowski: “YOU are the drunk man here! You’ve completely lost your head. Ref, this man should be sent off! He’s pushing people around and then acting like the victim!” 🗣️ Henderson: “Watch your mouth! You don’t get to kick people, lose your temper and then tell everyone else how to behave. Get a grip!” 🗣️ Tarkowski: “Don’t you dare tell me to get a grip! You think you’re some kind of tough guy, but you’re just running your mouth. Give me one more shove and see what happens!” 🗣️ Henderson: “Keep talking, mate. You’re embarrassing yourself. Worry about defending your goal instead of trying to get me sent off!”
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Hertha Berlin had a shout for a penalty and the referee got sent over to the monitor. Before he could look, a few fans ran on and pinched the VAR cable 🤣 Screen dead, ref staring at nothing, so the VAR official just made the decision for him. Penalty awarded, penalty scored. Football is so back 🤣🤣
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
I was furious, scared, offended and jealous
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
Someone buy this woman a very large wine… a bottle… the whole fucking vineyard…👏👏👏👏👏
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
Tomorrow we travel to top of the table @FCFleetTown for arguably our toughest game of the season. We advise all travelling Knappers to arrive early as this game is bound to attract a great crowd. We go into the game in great form ourselves so this makes for a great encounter. Come on u Knappers
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
When you spot it 😂
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Next up …. It’s a top of the table clash away at @FCFleetTown
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UK Government defends its legal judgement that the rights of dinghy asylum seekers are more important than local people..
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I care more about a Tiger in captivity than I do about the whole of Palestine. 🇬🇧
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
A reminder that the pro-Palestinian campaign is fundamentally anti-Britain.
What do we have here - yet again the Intifada strikes ... so we are desecrating the very monuments Britain erected to honour its heroes. Your kind makes me sick, you respect nothing, let alone King and Country!
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
Here’s how we line up today
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
It’s @RossCheek08 with the opener
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Daryl Cooper-Smith retweeted
GOAL: KNAPHILL 1-0 Metropolitan Police - Ross Cheek (76')
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