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BMNews Trump TV test markets a new logo…
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Trump is a treasonous drag queen, way weirdo dancing his way to stealing all future elections. Fly-swat him with 100 million ballots.
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice8h
Imagine being 80 years old With 5 children Selling out back to back to back to back rallies The Left can’t stand this
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The only things Trump feels are vague, and diaper-full.
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceOct 18
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just posted this epic video leaving his Palm Beach Property and Patriots saying “I LOVE YOU” President Trump SAVED AMERICA You can feel it 🙏
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BMNews Trump was just telling teamsters that he feels a real kinship with trucks…
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Hands down, Don Old produces the best trouser fertilizer in the business. I bet he could grow soybeans in there...if he hadn't destroyed the market for US soybeans with his tariffs.
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848Oct 17
Name something Trump did better than any other president. I'll go first, ⚪Peace Deals ⚪Border Security ⚪NATO Pressure ⚪Operation Warp Speed ⚪Tax Cuts ⚪Energy Independence You turn🇺🇸👇
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Breitmark News
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I especially like the "You Smell Like Shit" sign one dude was waving. God Bless That Truthteller.
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceOct 17
🔥 LET’S GO: Donald Trump walks into a packed house in Kentucky. Trump never stops going 👏 GOD BLESS THIS MAN
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American generals don't support Putin. Trump is now openly committing treason in assisting Russia, to the detriment of NATO. I'm surprised Trump would even mention firing squads, considering the nature of his crimes.
Liam
@Liamt6ajOct 17
🔥 If he weren’t President… he’d be a 5-star general! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ What do you think of this alternate timeline? Drop your thoughts below! 👇
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There's nothing like the double jerk-off dance to get the faithful aroused, eh?
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceOct 17
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON 𝕏. TRUMP HAS SO MUCH AURA WITH HIS ICONIC DANCE 🕺 🇺🇸 America is so blessed to have Trump 🙏
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Trump might as well get used to fire and brimstone now. He'll be immersed in it very soon...
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848Oct 17
What would you do to save President Trump? For me, i'd run straight into the fire to save him. No hesitation, no second thoughts—some people are just worth taking that risk for. ❤️🇺🇸
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This what reality looks like...
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 16
🚨 THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE. President Trump, fist in the air, walking the White House colonnade like a man who knows exactly where this country is headed. The media spent ten years trying to destroy him. They tried impeachments, indictments, and lie after lie. Two assassination attempts. He's still standing, still fighting, and still putting America first every single day. Some people talk about strength. This man lives it. Fight, fight, fight. Never back down.
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The unmistakable aura of Aqua Velva and shit.
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceOct 16
President Trump’s Aura right now as he walks into his MASSIVE Rally in Georgia is totally unmatched TRUMP IS A ROCKSTAR 🔥
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BMNews Trump knows how to show Republicans who’s in charge.
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Diaper-dumper.
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848Oct 16
If not a President, what profession would have suited Donald Trump? 👇🇺🇸 A) Military officer B) Doctor C) professor D) Business tycoon My pick: Military officer Because he came across as strong- willed, assertive, confident and decisive. He fits to be military officer.
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Don Old is in it to enrich himself, and to do this to America...
Dr. Plotner | MEDBED
@PlotnerRic54175Oct 16
Some people say Trump is only in it for himself. The man was a billionaire. He did not need this job. He took a bullet for it. Say what you want, but nobody goes through all that for a paycheck.
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Ku Klux Klown
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848Oct 16
Describe Donald Trump in three words?👇🇺🇸 "Honest, Powerful, humanity" for me. No wonder why he's the best President.
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Trump had bone spurs when his country needed him. He doesn't deserve to wear a uniform, particularly with a Medal of Honor. A tutu would be more appropriate for this makeup-wearing, hair-dyed drag queen of a president.
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848Oct 15
If not a President, Donald Trump would be a 5-Star.
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Trump sharts his trousers, and the faithful cheer...until the stench hits 'em. That guy in the first row looked like he was gonna pass out, until the filming abruptly stopped. *Footage courtesy of Depends, official diaper of Don Old Trump.
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceOct 15
I LOVE THIS. Patriots SALUTE President Trump AMERICA IS BACK. AND PEOPLE FEEL IT KEEP IT GOING 🇺🇸
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Standing alone...
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848Oct 14
Do you feel sorry For Donald Trump? He's being Disrespected, hated, abused, mocked and bullied but still he's standing all alone JUST FOR AMERICA AND AMERICANS🇺🇸.
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BMNews The most dangerous threat to Trump now is descending Air Force One’s stairs without killing himself.
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