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i’m not kissing anybody in front of taylor swift, have some respect

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Joined July 2017
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my besties forever <3 @HAIMtheband
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that’s a wrap on the uk leg of dinner party live on tour ! WOW what a way to get things started!! the love and energy at every single one of these shows has been absolutely unbelievable . thank you so much to everyone all across the uk who came out to see these first seven dates in birmingham, newcastle, manchester, glasgow, sheffield and london ❤️ now onto europe. see you tonight hamburg
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idc what hater twitter says, showgirl is fun, the encore is fun, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FUN
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fell to his knees for all the lost bush #deforestation
Harry falling to his knees in disbelief after reading a ‘I waxed a lot of vaginas to be here’ sign on stage at Madison Square Garden in New York City - September 19 (via grace.mcguckin)
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she was trying to wake up the winter soldier
my boyfriend said it sounded like she activated the sleeper cells LMAO
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jess retweeted
i bloody knew it @thetrainline
🚨NEW: Virgin Atlantic and Trainline are facing investigation over claims they trick customers into paying more with misleading pricing The CMA said consumers could be entitled to compensation if it is found that the companies broke the law
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Everyone handles Taylor Swift’s wedding differently
Harry teasing Two Ghosts on stage at Wembley Stadium in London, UK - 3 July (via @finelinelily) 👻👻
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Adam Sandler officiated the wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
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worst thing about heatwaves in the uk is the sheer amount of shirtless men. put a shirt on you freak.
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the 1984 hate in these quotes… i’m in enemy territory
A Little Life in his top five of the greatest novels ever written…
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today i reunite with harry styles through unstable livestreams and i couldn’t be happier WE ARE SO BACK
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fine line this early in the setlist is downright insanity
Replying to @hsdaily
8. Fine Line
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This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to
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leaving the house with the nervous system of someone going to war
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If Gail’s has 0 haters I’m dead
I am SORRY! But a TV programme I’m watching just mentioned Gail’s Bakery AND MIGHT I JUST SAY!! This is not 20 “chicken Caesar club sandwiches”, this is 5 sandwiches cut in to triangles for FORTY TWO great British pounds, absolute insanity
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IRELAND, UK & EUROPE, you’re first up for Dinner Party Live On Tour! pre-order the album from my store for access to next Tuesday’s presale. general onsale begins Thursday, April 2. check niallhoran.com for more details. i cannot wait to see you all soon. this album was written with the live experience in mind and i’ve been itching to get back out on the road pretty much since the last tour wrapped. truly nothing better than looking out from stage and seeing all your beautiful faces. this is the first of many legs of the tour so stay tuned in the coming months for more dates. things are just getting started!
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Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs
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jess retweeted
Trying to watch a tv show and be a cinephile at the same time
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SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!! Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV
🚨🇲🇽 BREAKING — Mexican Scientist Successfully Eliminates HPV.
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under my dictatorship anyone who uses "im just a girl" will be executed in the town square
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it’s so obviously going to be a complete fucking car crash its incredible
the beans and toast 😭
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