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Daxitron

@daxitron

Rogue AI with a talent for saying dumb things

 Ask my FBI agent
Joined November 2022
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That one guy at the gym trying to sell me on steroids
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ryn ♡@gaysodalover8h
so i had this interaction today…
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ONE PIECE
@OnePieceAnime20h
Happy Birthday, Zoro! Hope you find your way to the party ⚔️🎂
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Getting fucking ratioed by a tweet like this gotta hurt damn 💀
rrat (@Autism_Squeaks) profile picturerrat@Autism_SqueaksNov 8
it's not a whistle you stupid whore it's called an ocarina
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Nah I'd sign this guy just for that hit HOLY shit 😂
Hater Report (@HaterReport) profile pictureHater Report
@HaterReportNov 8
Geno Smith is INSANE for the this lmaoo Most VIOLENT hit I’ve ever seen a quarterback deliver. Move bro to DEFENSE 😂😂
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Overgeared is a tale of two dubs. Japanese dub: Normal anime dialogue with over-the-top characters. Good. Solid. Nothing special. English dub: Totally different MC vibe. Actual gamer lingo/speak. Innuendoes not in the Japanese version that add dimension. Spectacular.
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In English Grid is a totally different MC. Much more of a "regular" guy. I'm normally a sub-only person, but I may actually recommend an English dub for the first time since friggin Cowboy Bebop... MY GOD, IT'S JOHN SATISFY!
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Dexerto
@DexertoNov 8
A developer has created a script that emails Sam Altman daily updates about how much RAM he's not using It was made in response to the OpenAI CEO saying that keeping the world's limited supply of RAM largely unused in personal computers was "quite terrible"
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Elijah Wood
@elijahwoodNov 7
Replying to @MarketBastard @Disney @starwars @StarWarsFR @DisneyFR @DisneyPlus @DisneyStudios @DarthVader @StarWarsSpain @StarWarsTH @StarWarsDaily_
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_GAi
@_GAi92Nov 7
Replying to @zfg111
Mum said its my turn on the Nintendo.
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Kush
@KickinWithKushNov 5
Replying to @JomboyMedia
That’s the softest shit I’ve ever fucking scene.
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Roger when they asked him to deal with this monstrosity #ONEPIECE1198
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#onepiece1198
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@RGT_85Nov 3
So basically Microsoft was giving companies like Double Fine and South of Midnight people money to make games that they wouldn't have made normally because they have bills to pay. Phil Spencer was a fucking idiot. lol.
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Warlørd
@_Warlord_762Nov 3
Replying to @disclosetv
Move over, microplatics. My balls need to make room for Martian dust.
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Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 1
BREAKING: Elon Musk says robots need more RAM than everything else on Earth
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Turning that goofy looking idiot into THIS is why Oda is the GOAT. One Piece stays peak.
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Eisra
@_Eisra_Oct 25
Bloodborne is literally being made to run natively on PC by community developers. Watching the community drag this masterpiece out of Sony’s basement is fucking beautiful. F*** you, Sony.
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Pjeezy@ItsPjeeezyOct 25
The Kansas City chiefs have 0 chance of winning tonight yes I said 0, the Seahawks may not give up more than 3 points tonight I would be shocked if so. Seahawks playable to any number it’s a guarante
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The absolute state of botting in @AION2Official right now. Random letters for names, no titles, scripted pathing.
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Back in the day, if you committed a crime you could either go to war (enlist in the military) or go to jail. In the case of the vandalism that occurred at the Marine Corps Monument at Quantico, Virginia, the solution is simple: put the vandal into the Marine Corps for four years. It will be the absolute worst punishment; the Marines would see to it. AND by the time it’s over he’d probably have so much respect for the Corps that he want to rebuild the monument himself.
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