2nd bar to the right, straight on til morning // Coach for UWRF SSBU

The bakery
Joined October 2016
PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌️❌️🛑!'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST...🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌️..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌️BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳
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The most vindicated reply in history. Nobody has ever been as correct.
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jeritza is a real edgelord, dietrich is just autistic
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lmfao
I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
get her ass
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Time to results post again. Finally did good at an out of region event. Everyone was super nice and understanding. Even though I lowkey had the path of doom and despair. Shout out to the IL scene. Ggs!
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
A Smiling Friends character who wears the hood because he’s self-conscious and doesn’t understand why it upsets people but Charlie and Pim convince him to accept himself so he removes it and it turns out he’s wearing blackface.
Why are black people terrified of this cute little guy
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Terry carrying the last dozen people playing him to a crisp low-mid level
A tierlist ranking for the most carried characters in SSBU - By 6 players in a VC (including myself) only top 10 is ordered THIS TOOK OVER AN HOUR OF DISCUSSION
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
"Not well executed" and it's John Carpenter's The Thing
The Thing, (1982) | 3/5 ⭐️ A solid idea and great tension but not well enough executed imo
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
Replying to @Okami1811992
Art and inspiration are God's gifts to humanity. To conjure a gift without worth is no different than witchcraft and divination. Forgiveness and love come after the heresy is burnt up.
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
I'm PR now! It feels so good to finally reach my goal. When I first looked at an advantage state VOD and I knew one day I wanted to PR, I had some doubts, but I'm glad I powered through it. So it's cool to see my hard work pay off. GGs to everyone!
MINNESOTA SMASH PR 1st: Mistral 2nd: doug todd 3rd: darkdoger 4th: Maynnaise 5th: Dadzie 6th: GrizHawk 7th: Flats 8th: Tosty 9th: Drip 10th: SpacecrafT Honorable Mentions: Senam, Beetle Artist: @howardsrealm
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
MINNESOTA SMASH PR 1st: Mistral 2nd: doug todd 3rd: darkdoger 4th: Maynnaise 5th: Dadzie 6th: GrizHawk 7th: Flats 8th: Tosty 9th: Drip 10th: SpacecrafT Honorable Mentions: Senam, Beetle Artist: @howardsrealm
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¡Buenos dias! ☀️
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Can never love this guy enough. He's already so fun with his weapon knowledge and stuntwork but also confidently tells people off when they push harsh beauty standards on him and his partner. And yep, TRANS RIGHTS BABYYYYY 💖💙🤍
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UWRF | Daxe retweeted
Dude they need to add Doramigi to Fortnite at this point
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