@davis_m

Software Engineer, beer lover, pizza maker, father, husband.

 Ames, IA
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Joined January 2009
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The median teacher salary in Iowa is $58,140. A flat 4% state income tax would raise their tax burden by $393 each year. That one-time $1,000 bonus isn’t going to last long.
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The Wide Right & Patty Lite Burger.
Wide Right & Natty Lite@WideRtNattyLt18 Mar 2021
Just gonna start coming up with burger names for everybody now
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The Hotzelburger. A burger with pepper jack cheese, friend jalapeños and a cayenne mayo.
Wide Right & Natty Lite@WideRtNattyLt18 Mar 2021
Congrats to the Ames Applebees for now having the easiest possible coach burger name.
The TJ Pretzelburger. A burger on a pretzel bun.
Wide Right & Natty Lite@WideRtNattyLt18 Mar 2021
Congrats to the Ames Applebees for now having the easiest possible coach burger name.
Who the fuck did I marry?
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Michael Philip Davis retweeted
Cubs Facts & Trivia@JonTeegs17 Dec 2020
🚨Retweet this and I’ll draw your profile photo🚨
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I’m ashamed to share a name with Reece Davis.
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That Haliburton guy is pretty good.
Nate Silver
@NateSilver53814 Dec 2020
Rookies that our NBA projections like, with comparison to actual draft position. Note: this only includes players who played NCAA ball. 1. Haliburton (12) 2. Wiseman (2) 3. Anthony Edwards (1) 4. Vassell (11) 5. Patrick Williams (4) 6. Okongwu (6)
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I swear, at some point people just for whatever is the most expensive no matter what it looks like.
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Pretty impressive that Iowa has managed to make Carver Hawkeye Arena look just as full as it was before the pandemic.
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36 seasons and a movie!
Rob Mac
@RMcElhenney10 Dec 2020
Sunny was originally pitched as a 36 season arc. So happy to be halfway done.
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I feel like I have been lied to. @JacksPizza
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There are lots of Big12 games being cancelled due to Covid. Having the championship game cancelled would be the most Iowa State thing ever. Does anyone know what happens if it is?
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It’s crazy how ride-or-die the GOP is. How can this be seen as a good use of their time?
John Kruzel@johnkruzel10 Dec 2020
⚖️JUST IN: New amicus brief from 106 Republican House members in support of Texas' bid to overturn President-elect Joe Biden's win in the Supreme Court. Here they are👇
Replying to @hulu_support
@hulu_support it makes it really hard to watch football games when they constantly restart at the beginning. It happens across channels and on multiple devices. So frustrating.
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All I want to do is watch live TV and it’s impossible.
I really can’t believe @netflix is raising prices at the same time they are losing The Office. They are giving me too many reasons to think about dropping them.
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Trump on Fox and Friends this morning, describing his rallies, “They say ‘We love you, we love you’. I don’t know if anyone has heard that before.” Says a lot that he doesn’t think people actually express love for each other.
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Michael Philip Davis retweeted
Cody Goodwin@codygoodwin31 Jul 2020
Our first game today has been delayed to a 10:50 start because a Gilbert player got locked in the bathroom. Seriously. Conversation just now in the press box: "How did he get out?" "Sledgehammer." 🤷🏼‍♂️ #iahsbb
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What is the reality TV equivalent of an EGOT? I think it’s the STAB. Survivor The Bachelor American Idol Big Brother
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