why am i the only one in my friend group on alabama brawl tiktok

lowes is the most boring place on earth

neeeeeeeeeew jersey

can someone please ask them to stop putting logos on fancy dress shoes for the love of god it’s not a SNEAKER

happy birthday to this dog

i got the tickets - well holtz got them but I AM going - please pray for me to stay alive till may 13th (the day after) someone tell jana

tom and batsheva.

shut up phone

drinking a weed soda on a train from nyc to richmond 10/10

holtz and i bought a little house in richmond and we move in two weeks bye austin

it’s 12:58am and the neighborhood fireworks are still going off - is that even fun how many could you possibly need to see

this heat is making my hair and my personality very bad

yesterday @perfectwoman666 told me she thought WAGS meant “wives at games”

STOP IT. MY GOD.

please look at this dog

the ulta outrage is so ridiculous - sorry that 24 year old marketing person didn’t research the brands history before sending out one of their 281 emails today with the required catchy headline? shut up everyone!

at work i have stopped reminding men and now all my projects take 9 months longer than they actually should. this isn’t a complaint it’s a recommendation. you wanna slow things down at work!? ask a man to do his job once and then never remind him!