David 🇪🇺

Bagged the coveted spot of sole male at @LynseyPollard's baby shower this evening, apart from the foetus. – at Lambeth, London

The most recent post three pictures thing only works if you went through puberty during the London 2012 Olympics. – at Lambeth, London

He's been yacking with his mother for the best part of an hour. I'm on my third beer.

I wonder how long it'll be until I get a CV listing KidZania as relevant work experience? 🤔 – at Palma, Spain

The night he came home #Halloween2018 – at Lambeth, London

They got rid of the Northern Irish one the week before traybakes? That's a crying shame, she could have showed them all. #GBBO2018 – at Lambeth, London

Same Sex Partner Birthdayin' with @LynseyPollard and @nlangrs – at Wandsworth, London

LOVE THIS, well done @littlebobooks #Diversity #kidlit – at Islington, London

Just rang my parents and they have sneaked off to #BelfastPride2018 - best parents ever? 😍 – at Wootton, England

Some bastard wasp has had a go right on the tattoo PS: I'm not allergic so that's one health anxiety gone 🤗

Uh oh, new YT obsession in the form of @MovieBitches - I'm keeping up with the glasses of wine count. – at South East, England

Random man just stopped the bus for me. I thought he was getting on but he just saw me running and stopped it for me, so I didn't thank him, hopefully the universe can do it for me and drop a fiver for him to find #gooddeed #ThankYou – at Lambeth, London

The sleepy heads are gathered today #catdad #dogdad 💤

IT'S TOO HOT TO SLEEP IN LONDON. – at Lambeth, London

People who aren't sweaty after a trip on public transport in this weather freak me the fuck out 😱😓 – at Hackney, London

This is great. No one likes flytipping. – at Wootton, England

Petition: Rescind Art.50 if Vote Leave has broken Electoral Laws regarding 2016 referendum petition.parliament.uk/petit… – at Lambeth, London