I Am David

This was my Stanley Cup.

. @PistolPetestar and I writing poetry.

Dat ad looks like it’s saying ‘dat ass’.

I wonder how many outs from the World Series the Mariners are now?

If you need me, I’m gonna be watching that bottom of the 7th inning on repeat for the next 5 or 6 hours.

The Canada Post strike is now a rotating strike, meaning we get mail sometimes. The first thing I got in the mail? A catalogue from Amazon.

That Guerrero grand slam is gonna go SO HARD on @JomboyMedia @TalkinYanks socials. SO HARD.

Mission accomplished.

I’ve got eye surgery tomorrow, meaning I’m not really gonna be up for watching baseball on Tuesday. So, if the Jays could just run away with this game that’d be great.

It’s emotionally accurate.

How do I get back to the days when my FYP was full of stand up comedians being funny, musicians making cool shit, and old school wrestling, and baseball videos?

Yesavage was one pitch away from an immaculate inning. That one pitch was a strike that Diaz called a ball.

Would finish to the Orioles/Dodgers game. Unbelievable.

I understand this has now been in place for a couple years. Still, @sonic1029 this is a real shame. Wild that @Rogers can still find a way to charge me more for @Sportsnet while using AI bullshit this way. cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/…

You’d think it was a Monday morning; I sat here for way too long, trying to remember whether the movie Good Morning Vietnam took place during the Vietnam War or the Korean War. Sometimes we just have to own our own stupidity.

Barber: ‘how do you wear your hair?’ Me: ‘I like the JFK look’ B: ‘oh, like a 60s politician/businessman?’ Me: ‘no, back and to the left…back, and to the left’

Perhaps the worst thing about vacationing in my 40s is that by the time my back adjusts to a new bed, my brain is done and ready to be back home.

Just stopped for caffeine, gravol, and Rub A535 so you know this road trip is going great.

Yawn. Also, @RealMichaelKay you said two ‘one final thing’s. Math.

Drinking a beer, in the pool, while listening to the @BlueJays game. Pretty great way to spend Canada Day. #BlueJays

Just walked into the washroom where a dude was watching a @Jomboy_ breakdown, at full volume, while using the urinal. Dude really loves his lip reading content.