EdD, nerd, write John Fowler novels & Chuck fanfics. Cas's PA, Kraken brand manager, married to a saint, He/Him Neurodiverse Unburdened by what has been #KHive
Bowling Green, KY
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I sometimes wonder if @taylormomsen looks at the streaming numbers and wonders who's the autistic playing the same song 50 times a day.... It's me.
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It’s so much easier for these men to believe Angel Reese magically became good overnight than admit that they fell for grifting low light accounts and never actually watched her play.
She’s the exact same player. She’s just not a rookie in Chicago anymore.
Who lot of people eating a whole lot of crow tonight. I wonder what they’ll think of next to try and diminish her. I ain’t gonna let them.
Tommy is a former Hawsley staffer and son of a GOP strategist. Tommy knew exactly what he was doing. Dr El-Sayed pointed out his racism and bigotry politely, yet with a backhand that I’ve only seen southern mamas use when someone put a ham sandwich on the good china.
It’s honestly insane.
Being in your 50s is honestly hilarious. 😂
One friend is a grandma, another still has a 10-year-old at home. One is celebrating 25 years of marriage, while another is dating someone who’s 25. One looks like they haven’t aged since 35, and another threw their back out just by sneezing.
Some are planning retirement, others are starting over after divorce. Some are becoming empty nesters, while others are still attending school meetings and making lunches. Some are booking cruises, others are discovering dating apps for the first time.
Half of us are saying, “Life is just getting started!” while the other half need three business days to recover from sleeping in the wrong position.
We’re all the same age, yet somehow living completely different lives. 😂
Nobody warned us that our 50s would look this chaotic, unpredictable, and entertaining. Honestly, we deserve a group discount on therapy, multivitamins, and heating pads. 😭
Late watching @LeBatardShow today. Was the Joe Buck/Troy Aikmen segment with @DavidPSamson about something else without saying what it was cause...talking about a 20 yr partnership and break up....
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JUST IN: Sneako's viewership drops to 29 after Ukraine strikes multiple Russian bot farms
He deserves the Nobel peace prize.
