Future member of The Finer Things Club. Only use organic Wi-Fi

Joined April 2009
The past 9 years I’ve thought Michael Scott was my friend. Until tonight 👌🏽🤔 – at Queens, NY
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Bo Nix is not the guy. There are a dozen other QBs that can do enough so the defense can win games for the team. Time for the Broncos to start thinking about other options.
Ryan Fitzpatrick WENT OFF on Bo Nix 😭 “It’s almost disrespectful to the quarterback position how he’s playing football”
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Murder by Community Notes 💀 LFG
WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
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Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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Bo Nix owes that win to the defense. Like most of his wins, without multiple interceptions or a defensive pick 6 the Broncos lose a majority of their games.
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The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.
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The new Tesla Roadster 🤯 @Kalshi, which YouTuber will be the first to use FlipMode in Times Square? Set the odds. FlipMode is ™ by @bjellus23 🔒😅
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I’m all checked in for the Roadster event! These are the two things they gave me. What does it Mean?
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Replying to @CBHeresy @SenWarren
*notes to buy more McCormick spices*
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Milwaukee with the moon shots ☄️ Send the dodgers to Cancun 🙌🏼
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Tokyo has almost zero public trash cans. Not in the subway stations. Not on the sidewalks. Not in the parks. Yet you can walk five miles through a city of 14 million people and not find a single discarded coffee cup. In New York, Paris, or London, removing trash cans produces a landfill within four hours. In 1995, Tokyo removed its public bins after a domestic terror attack. The city never put them back. Why didn’t the streets drown in filth? Because in this country, a child is taught from age three: "Your trash belongs to you. Take it home in your pocket." They didn’t solve cleanliness by hiring an army of sweepers. They solved it by raising 120 million people who refuse to make their mess someone else's burden.
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good morning to everyone except for the people it’s not morning for
good night to everyone except for the people its not night for
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JUST IN 🚨: Broncos vs. Chargers has reportedly been flexed to Saturday at 3:00am on Discovery Channel in hopes of either offense finally discovering how to score some points.
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Welcome to the party Apple. We’ve been waiting about a decade for you to do something like that.
APPLE IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH A DOORBELL Apple’s $AAPL upcoming push into smart home devices will include a doorbell, thermostat and other accessories developed through a partnership with LG Electronics The products will be part of an ecosystem of devices that work with Apple’s new smart home products - Bloomberg
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Come on Diaz. Blow this NLDS game.
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Long live the PB&J cookie. One of the goat cookies to ever be baked.
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INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS. 🏆🪽 For the first time since 1997, your Rochester Red Wings are International League Champions! This marks the 20th championship in Red Wings history. 🏆 NEXT STOP: LAS VEGAS. 🎰
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Wait a second… that’s BonziBuddy 🤯. No way Zuck brought this back 🥲 That was 1999 AI we had installed on our parents desktop computers to tell jokes and facts.
JUST IN: Meta announces a new Meta Charm companion they're referring to simply as "Buddy". He talks. He laughs. He e-mails. He tells facts. Requires complete root access to operate.
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LFG. The best one yet 🔥
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Tesla, the only trillion-dollar company where memes don’t have to go through 10 rounds of committees before posting
Cybercab #67 joined the Austin fleet
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