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🇮🇪🇵🇸Average man in frustrating surroundings | Media/Comms @ACONhealth | Fmr journo @Star_Observer | Views expressed are my own | He/Him | On Bidjigal land

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined June 2008
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someone fucking bind 2026 already
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Mossad Minns wants people to stop sharing this image
NSW Premier Chris Minns would like everyone to stop sharing the image that depicts him as an Israeli Mossad agent wearing Israeli military uniform and surrounded by surveillance cameras and drones. Minns insists he has no ties to the Israeli government.
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you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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i refuse to believe this old queen doesn’t have a pet name for sir patrick like pats
Florence Pugh reveals Ian McKellen was shocked when she told him she had never done a theater production on the set of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “He was just absolutely horrified. And then he was like, ‘Patrick! Patrick! She’s never done a play!’ I really horrified them.” (Via @VanityFair)
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turns out crocodiles are actually the real threat to women’s sport
#BREAKING 🚨 The IOC have confirmed rowing WILL happen in Rockhampton on the Fitzroy River, despite concerns surrounding crocodiles and fairness for all competitors.
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oh no it’s like more people would be taking climate change seriously or something if some mastheads didn’t spend every waking hour on denying and undermining decades of global scientific consensus
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republicans are just all white gays now yeah?
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it finally dawned on me what look my pup is trying to pull off here
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so ur point is that they sound better/are better singers because they (can only) sing live in a lower key? kelly sang live in the og impossible key and sounded better - imagine if kelly sung it in a far more comfortable key? just delete ur tweet already
Singing the song in the og key and still sounding a mess, Kelly you should be embarrassed. Anyways
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gen z will never know our pain
How did millenials get home after a night out in the era before ubers? Come to think of it,how was life actually before ubers?
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this has to be a police sting operation. anyone ordering this should be on a watchlist
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covid broke so many minds
i actually was shocked to remember that the census takes place every 5 years bc i don’t remember this level of psychosis last time we had to do it
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so disrespectful. everyone knows lindsay preferred tapping his toes.
Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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how your email finds me
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David Alexander retweeted
Meta now lets anyone use your Instagram photos in AI images without your consent. SAG-AFTRA recommends that #SagAftraMembers (and all Instagram users) opt-OUT of Meta’s new AI image generation tool, Muse Image. Take action to protect your likeness.
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sure he wasn’t directly involved but you know he was invested as such: eat shit, lyle
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never leaving this site etc etc
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