"Swallowing Gramp's Bodily Fluids (I Wanna Get High and Win the Olympics)" will be the title of my imaginary band's difficult second album.
Just in case anyone in Yorkshire was wondering who the chuff Lord Moylan is. Another one of Boris' snivelling toadies.
Outraged that @10DowningStreet awarded Daniel Moylan @danielmgmoylan appointment to House of Lords. He was Deputy Leader at RBKC & was at the heart of a culture at that held residents in contempt.
Here he is asleep at #Grenfell Scrutiny meetings after the fire...
A totally normal Tory work meeting with champagne, tinsel, snacks and a big dab of finest Columbian marching powder on the end of your boss' nose.
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TFW you spot "Becky Hill" is trending and you immediately wonder what on earth your colleague @soulchaserbecky has been up to
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In other words, "I took a test but couldn't be arsed to wait a few minutes and check the result myself because rules don't apply to Tories."
Earlier today, ahead of a planned visit I took a precutionary LFD test which gave a positive result. I am now isolating at home and fortunately feel fine. 1/3
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As the privately-educated daughter of a multi-millionaire Baron, I feel such a failure that I wasn't able to acquire my first mansion until I was 23. I might go smash a few children's iPads to cheer myself up.
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Nadine Dorries says “we will be able to bring the full weight of the law against those who use the internet as a weapon to ruin people’s lives and do so quicker and more effectively.”
Also Nadine (in response to a journalist asking about her daughter’s taxpayer-funded job):
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Surprisingly @Jacob_Rees_Mogg was talking out of a hole in the back of his head. Again
I see we're now at the stage when important government policy decisions will be based entirely on which Disney film @BorisJohnson watched most recently. In a few hours from now, we'll all be told to go live under the sea where things can't beat us, fry us or eat us.
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Remember when the High Priests of Brexit derided expert analysis showing that Brexit would increase the cost of living…
…and instead told us that Brexit would dramatically drive down living costs across the board? xitter.cf/luckyma_man/status/148…
