burned my tongue eatin hot soup

New York, New York
Joined June 2008
Dave Stopera retweeted
8/3 final: @BuzzFeedSB 3, @HTBonghitters 2 - game-winning RBIs by Steve Cucolo, pitcher @davestopera for the win #MediaSoftball
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keep your eyes on Boar's Head Low Sodium Premium Turkey Breast — currently my frontrunner for Cold Cut Of The Year
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how's a man supposed to pledge his groovallegiance when One Nation Under A Groove isn't on Spotify?????
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One Nation Under A Groove finally on Spotify
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325... a pathetic temp to preheat the oven to
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Back to back champs... now that’s cash money
NYMSL championship game final: @BuzzFeedSB 4, @HTBonghitters 1 - congrats BF, repeat champions from 2019 #MediaSoftball
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Phish should cover Keasbey Nights. Page can play the horn part on keyboard
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pina coladas at a bar called O’Malley’s... that dog don’t hunt
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when the chip bag is purple... brother you are in for a treat
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me after i finish my march madness bracket versus me 10 minutes into the first game
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Jerry would’ve loved Fortnite
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Wow... almost a year ago today. The day everything changed. xitter.cf/davestopera/status/123…
Whole Foods brand organic honey mustard with less than one gram of sugar per serving... now that's cash money
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It’s A Shame About Ray is better than Nevermind
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french people be like “Monsieur Frodo”
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Just sent in my Hall Of Fame ballot. Tough year and so some tough choices had to be made. Feel good about it though.
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As you know, I always go by two rules: 1. No PEDs. 2. I only vote for LaTroy Hawkins
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Biden's first tweet. This is what real leadership looks like.
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damn 63,000 people stubbed their toe at the exact same time
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Eminem looks like the default NBA2K white guy create-a-player
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