Covering games for https://xitter.cf/t.co/akCaouVa4K since 2011. Former Star-Telegram Rangers beat writer. Longhorn alum. @PolyMem scion. Xennial yelling at clouds.

Northlake, TX
Joined March 2009
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Happy tire pressure day to all who celebrate in the Central Texas area.
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Majority of Texas fans (but not me) owe Quinn Ewers an apology
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“I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
Arch Manning was asked 19 questions today in his media availability. He gave 56 seconds worth of answers. The long and the short of today's interview - and why it might not mean what you think moving forward - tonight on @cbsaustin News at 10. #HookEm
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Made for the moment 🤘
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Classic Jeff Banister here. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
“I think it’s bullshit when it comes from a coach.” Pitcher Merrill Kelly and the Dbacks coaches were pissed after catching Cubs third base coach Quintin Berry seemingly relaying signs to hitters
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The Dodgers when it’s time to give Shohei Ohtani his deferred money in the 2040s
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They should make a four-legged one and use it as the Texas Tech mascot. [Sorry, too soon?]
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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This was a fun story to write. Erik Tolman literally nearly had to have his leg amputated at the knee because he jumped over the foul line and the turf caught his spike weird. Oh, and that was after two Tommy John surgeries mlb.com/nationals/news/erik-…
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The GOAT of TV dubs. I’ve been saying “Yippee-ki-yay, MISTER FALCON” for more than three decades
In 1993, DIE HARD 2 premiered on TBS but the network had to dub over all of the swear words, accidentally hiring an actor that sounded nothing like Bruce Willis. This version is known as the worst censored-for-tv edit in history 😂
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For the record, No. 2 is “The Big Lebowski” with its infamous “This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS” dub
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