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Rest in pop tarts, king
William Post, a businessman who helped invent Pop-Tarts, died on Saturday at age 96. Post led the bakery plant that developed the first Pop-Tarts for Kellogg’s in 1964, his son said. nyti.ms/3I1cxyQ
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If Rick and Morty was actually short for ricotta and mortadella I might be inclined to tune in more often.
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Once when I was like 11 my cousin warned me never to wear Batman shoes with Spider-Man socks. This advice has simultaneously confused me and guided my life’s principles every single day since.
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Anyone who’s ever shit themselves in public knows this look. Kinda feel for the ol tortoise … I know this look.
Mitch McConnell freezes mid-press conference and then gets escorted away from cameras.
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you got me fucked up
X is a terrible name. I would have gone with something like David. And all tweets would be called Daves.
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oppenheimer: i am become death destroyer of beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS
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everything is hot and stinky, and hot too
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Less WFH days = more vaping at my desk in the office. I don’t make the rules.
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Titanic 2 probably isn’t going to smack as hard as the first one
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Bro trying to be a pro and a con at the same time
The NBA is suspending Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant for 25 games, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
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How sick would basketball be if it was played with swords?
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Jarvis, play “Turn the Beat Around” by Gloria Estefan loud enough to defeat all my enemies
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I’ll say it again there’s nothing better than winning w the people you love
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Anybody got an update on where we’re at with those special microwaves from spy kids that turned the little packets into instant Big Macs? Should have been a lock by now
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Nothing better than winning w the people you love ❤️‍🔥
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Big difference between clean and washed
Russell Westbrook plans to sign with the Clippers after finalizing a buyout with the Jazz, per @wojespn
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Woke up from a 3-day stomach flu to find out this was not in fact a fever dream. What a time to be alive.
Just kinda manifesting rn, vibing even
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GUESSWHOSBACKMF
THE WAIT FOR “RUMBLE” IS OVER 🔥 Starting 2023 and the @Skrillex albums(s) with everyone’s single most needed track as he, @fredagainagain1 and @BigFlowdan turn in their electric Boiler Room ID dncgastrnt.co/rmbl
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Probably nothing quite like the first stateside blunt rip after a 10-month t-break
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