Award-Winning Marketing Executive, Speaker, Author of the New Book NONSENSETENCES

Atlanta
Joined May 2009
Twitter Friends, I'm proud to announce the publication of my new book NONSENSETENCES which is a collection of the most clueless and hilarious quotes from 15 years in the advertising biz at nonsensetences.com #nonsensetencesbook #Amazon #Kindle
Hot off the presses! Paperback and Kindle app versions. Search “nonsensetences” on Amazon! instagram.com/p/B_PvyrrFNKL/…
Available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback! instagram.com/p/B_KpJntFPtY/…
When toddlers visit the office everyone gets more smarter. instagram.com/p/B_KnteWl79W/…
Cool. I’m just going to find another seat across the room. instagram.com/p/B_KnpF6lMZ4/…
It’s so convenient that time flows in alphabetical order. instagram.com/p/B_Knj3rlM7n/…
After she blew up the party balloons with her mouth. instagram.com/p/B_KneEWlfob/…
My boss was planning for all contingencies. instagram.com/p/B_KnUujlzjE/…
Check out our new blog! See what cognitive biases lead to a consumers decision when buying! #marketing #marketingpsychology #newblog bit.ly/2GElMGz
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There’s a special place in hell for the people behind this authenticator plugin. #JustLetMeSignUp!
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25 checkout lines at #IKEA but 2 open. Long lines. #Kroger does the same thing. Are you trying to give retail away to #amazon? #retailmistakes
Nothing "sells" faster than left over pizza in the breakroom. #vendorlunch
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What Trump COULD look like if #GQ got their hands on him...
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Here's how marketers can take advantage of #InstagramStories and the masses leaving #Snapchat. #Content #Strategy bit.ly/2MYGdOi via @PRWeekUS
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Over the last week we've treated the kids to: 16 Candles, Breakfast Club and Fletch. They're not as great as we remember. Kids nonplussed. #EightiesNostalgia
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New Press! Delighted with Rosann Bartle's latest article on @MediaPost ! Read more on "what happens when brand trust is broken" and who's doing it right! #Marketing #BrandTrust bit.ly/2JBPU3S @DRUMagency
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Truly amazing things will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations. #PhilDunphy
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