Failing to build my personal brand since 2008. All views are solipsistic self-parody.

Maynard, MA
Joined April 2007
Who still needs a #GoldenPassport? Might wanna get in on this, got a stack to give out :) 1. Comment #BlackFriday 2. Follow @ClubWPTGold 3. Like 💛
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Celebrating Thanksgiving by giving away 6 Golden Passports to 3 groups of friends 🦃🦃 How to enter: -tag a favorite friend in the comments below -must be following @ClubWPTGold -reshare this post Winners announced 11/30 Original poster and tagged friend will win a Golden Passport if selected - good luck!
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Here's alllllll our #GoldenPassport winners so far! 💛 This is your LAST week to get one, no pressure :) got 2 spare for you all 1. Like & repost 2. Follow @ClubWPTGold 3. Tag a poker bud with #GoldenPassport
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Not long now... 😬 Congratulations to our latest passport winners! Got TWO more for y'all :) All you gotta do is... 1. Tag your dream poker tag-team partner 2. Repost with #GoldenPassport 3. Follow @ClubWPTGold
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Check out this week's passport winners 😍 Got 2 bonus passports on the line, just... 1. Like ❤️ 2. Quote repost with #GoldenPassport 3. Tag your luckiest pal in the comments :)
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Can I win a flip one time?!?!
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It's an overused idiom, but I'm certain that here lies the absolute 100% nightmare blunt rotation. Ostensibly clever and informed people with thoughts they can never shut about, & that I never ever want to hear.
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Final day of the election and this is LITERALLY Trump's message. And he can win. youtu.be/ttlIuyMFwRw?si=NnyW…
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Show me all your Halloween couples costumes of "Lina Khan + billionaire dipshit" please.
How do we know that Lina Khan has done an excellent job as FTC chair? Because billionaires and business leaders want her gone. She's been an avid anti-trust enforcer and defender of working people. She's also been an oligarch's worst nightmare.
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We're announcing winners this afternoon for the #MakeIveyLaugh contest. But since this one was so hard, we're giving away 1 extra Golden Passport today: 1) Retweet this post 2) Sign up at ClubWPT Gold and use code TWITTER 3) You'll be entered into the drawing Good luck!
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Who broke our phones? And who can fix this. Help us out @linakhanFTC
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Once Were Warriors is head and shoulders the best movie of that year. letterboxd.com/film/once-wer… The Last Seduction, Hoop Dreams, Hudsucker Proxy all better choices. Pulp Fiction can round out the top 5, fine. Shawshank is decent enough I suppose.
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Micheal Mann pitched this movie in 1985 as a future dystopia nightmare, but it sounded too stupid to believe. wapo.st/4dcxnbx
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Dinner in America is great, and completely deserves a fandom resurgence. reddit.com/r/Letterboxd/comm…
Shout out to the @redlettermedia guys for championing this film in a dedicated video several months ago and then bringing it up again a few weeks ago as part of their Strange Darling review. Any time they mention a film you instantly see it pop into the navigation on Amazon...
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If you save a browser bookmark for 20 years, a lot can change.
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Opinion | I said Biden should drop out. But now that he has, I think it was a mistake.
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The lyrical magic of voicing an unreliable and possibly deranged weirdo narrator and making them sad and sympathetic never gets old. youtu.be/4Te5oWXIvYc
I don’t even know what to say. Big Black and Shellac were EVERYTHING to me for my formative years. Albini’s lyrics were, are, possibly the biggest non-literary influence on me. Total freak shit, impossibly negative, I loved it so much. I can’t believe this.
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