If it’s “too early to call” then you’re not really projecting anything are you?

Do…do I need to start smoking again?

THRILLED to have these trading cards arrive today even though I didn’t order them.

“The hosts will begin each show with a monologue.” “With a microphone in their hand?” “No. Unless they’re famous for being a stand up comedian.” “Why do they need a microphone?” “Nobody knows.”

Max Rebo and Neel are NOT the same species.

“Who’s on First?” “Nobody.”

Spotted Cow gets all the attention but Fat Squirrel just might be their masterpiece.

Guess where I am!

Nightingale says it’s over. You know what this means? Hammer the Yankees at +1100. Free money!

Absolutely DESERVED that loss. #Bears

WHY?!?!? #Bears

What a STUPID way to lose a game. Unreal.

Finally! #Bears

Pick 6 here would be hot.

PUNTING. IS. WINNING!!! #Bears

I want these statues to meet, fall deeply in love and make us a solid bronze nightmare horror baby.

Punting is winning.

Six and three is nine Nine and nine is eighteen

We are the theater, they are the people dressed up to be seated, Lookin' upwards and dreamin'. We're the projectors. We're hosting the screening. We're dust in the spotlights, we're just kinda floating.