Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball once @justdave.bsky.social

Minneapolis, Minnesota
Joined March 2011
[meet-up at the Sports Hall of Fame] Randy Johnson: hey I’m Randy Johnson Larry Bird: hey I’m Larry Bird Randy Johnson: [eyes narrowing] Larry what
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I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs
David Bowie moves to West Berlin with his old friend Iggy Pop in the hopes that they will escape the spotlight and reduce their drug use.
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Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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extremely refreshing to be watching olympic sports where we’re not bombarded with betting odds / spreads analysis
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RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans theonion.com/rfk-jr-coughs-u…
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Kevin Morby and Waxahatchee on the #Grammys red carpet today. Waxahatchee’s ‘Tigers Blood’ is nominated for Best Americana Album. [📷: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images]
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french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"
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Hey, I'm psyched to announce that I am spending the next few years writing two books of good old fashioned rock criticism! The first is on The Strokes and their 2001 debut IS THIS IT (which drops in 2026) and the second is about the entire career of U2 (out in 2028)!
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hey @jaymboller @RacketMN could go with something like ‘Hometown Heroes Head Home For Hometown Jam” or I dunno I’m just spitballin here you’re the professionals
Just Announced: The Hold Steady: Separation Sunday 20 – 4 nights! On sale Friday at 10am! ⭐️ 7th St Entry – May 1 firstavenue.me/3Cry4kS ⭐️ First Avenue – May 2 firstavenue.me/3PTM6Pl ⭐️ First Avenue – May 3 firstavenue.me/3PSrZRt 3-show pack: firstavenue.me/3Cnt1C5
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Just Announced: The Hold Steady: Separation Sunday 20 – 4 nights! On sale Friday at 10am! ⭐️ 7th St Entry – May 1 firstavenue.me/3Cry4kS ⭐️ First Avenue – May 2 firstavenue.me/3PTM6Pl ⭐️ First Avenue – May 3 firstavenue.me/3PSrZRt 3-show pack: firstavenue.me/3Cnt1C5
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Just Announced: Jack’s Mannequin – The MFEO Tour at the Palace Theatre on Saturday, June 21. On sale Friday → firstavenue.me/40OnDRG
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Thursday, Feb. 6th, @ToroyMoi and special guest @pandabear play @FirstAvenue (18+) and we have a pair of tickets to give away! RT to ETW and we'll pick a winner Friday at noon. first-avenue.com/event/2025-…
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE IN LOUISIANA
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my biggest concern with Gen Z is they completely co-opted the word GOON and I bet most of them have no idea who Tobias Jesso Jr even is
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there’s a Bluey ep where Bluey’s dad is jealous of the neighbor’s new pizza oven so he buys one for himself this has made me jealous of Bluey’s dad’s pizza oven and now I want to buy one
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simply refusing to click and hold to load your pic in 4k please shut up about it
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I exist to love and hope and dream and grieve and feel, I should not also need to document KPI variations for key stakeholders
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anyways I’m back at work today after a wonderful parental leave
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