Patrick Stewart. “Acclaimed thespian.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Pep Guardiola. “Bearded monument to hypocrisy.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Rick Stein. “The pontifex of Padstow.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Erling Haaland. “The Norwegian juggernaut.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Marmite. “The love-it-or-hate-it spread.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Paddington. “Everyone’s favourite ursine immigrant.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
KitKat. “The four-fingered treat.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Joe Pasquale. “The squeaky-voiced dad joke machine.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Half-and-half scarves. “The divisive neckwear.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Mosquito. “The skin-snacking species.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Gatwick Airport. “The West Sussex hub.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Doritos. “The triangular crisps.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Lambrusco. “The once-ridiculed cold red fizz.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Seagulls. “The winged scavengers.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
The Wombles. “Uncle Bulgaria and his litter-pickers.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
Kim Jong-Un. “The pint-sized despot.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions




















