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Al Woker

@davehelem

Television writer. Stand-Up comedian. Former Kanye apologist.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2010
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We are so back! Pull up to The @LyricHyperion for "A Dope Comedy Show Presents Halloween is Hilarious" This lineup is insane. Thursday Oct. 29th Doors at 9:30. Show at 10. Link below: eventbrite.com/e/a-dope-come…
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If you’re in a store and they sell loose Cutwaters, it’s time to go
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Let’s be honest. They were ass tonight
Who tf is Charlie Breeze nigha?!🐻⬇️ (@Charlie_Breeze) profile pictureWho tf is Charlie Breeze nigha?!🐻⬇️
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The Bears the only squad that can win & criticized like they lost 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wife looking good. My ankles out. It was a good night.
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St Denis Medical is hilarious. I know I’m late!
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If I know you out in these LA streets , and we cool, I need you here for this at @TheComedyStore on 11/28. Ticket link: events.leapevents.com/event/…
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The way homie got knocked out like the Washington Commanders logo is CRAZY
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...and exhale
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Caleb.
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Never agreed with this before, but the Clippers got the karma of somebody that God don't like.
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@FreddieGibbsNov 3
Yessir!!! 🐻⬇️
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I ran three miles today. Actually I ran two miles and then walked one this morning. I was lapped several times by younger ppl. They were actually very mean by how fast they were running when they passed me because I know for a fact they weren’t that speed the entire time.
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Silvy@WaddleandSilvyNov 3
Not only did the #Bears beat both participants in the Super Bowl in back to back weeks. The led from WIRE TO WIRE and NEVER trailed in either. Take notice, #NFL
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9th Wonder (@9thwonder) profile picture9th Wonder
@9thwonderNov 3
LOOK AT US!! @ChicagoBears
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MAN MY BEARS LOOK GOOD. I LOVE DIS SHIT
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Silvy@WaddleandSilvyNov 3
That’s a win for the “take the points” crowd. And I agree.
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Raynat9@Raynat9Nov 3
Take the points
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Chicago Bears look DAMN good.
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Halloween is on a Saturday. Citizen App about to go crazy.
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Twitter just told me to get verified like @JamarMalachi
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@jdwitherspoonOct 30
7 years have already passed since you left Dad. Honestly can’t believe how fast time is flying, and how quickly things are changing. If u were here I’m sure you’d have a lot to say about the world today, and it would be hilarious. I love you, I miss you, and I’ll never forget you. - J.D. 🕊️
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