After the UFC meet outside the White House, I have a new adornment in mind for “the Beast,” aka the presidential limo:
I used to struggle to understand why the MAGAs wanted a colossus nation like the United States to follow the lead of an eastern European backwater like Hungary. Now that Hungary has voted out the fascists, I’m starting to get it.
Hey, Democrats, we know you’re kinda kinky and enjoy the sadomasochism of intraparty recrimination, but do you think, just this once, before you knock last week’s wind out of your sails, you could focus the anger where it belongs? Here’s the talking point:
“When Trump and the Republicans showed themselves willing to let children go hungry if it might give them a chance to take healthcare away from millions of Americans, we blinked.
The fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk was evil. So was everything Kirk said and did to make society evil enough that incidents like this would happen more often.
ChatGPT estimates total sales of six Kirk books at about 100,000. Michelle Obama’s memoir, “Becoming” had sold 14 million by late 2020. Was this because of affirmative action, or because Kirk lacked “the brain processing power” to be read more widely?
“I can't stand empathy. I think empathy is a made-up, new-age term that does a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk. I’m giving Kirk and his supporters exactly as much empathy as he said I should.
Four other countries have had troops in the streets of their capitals since 2020: Belarus, Bolivia, Kazakstan and Tunisia. Seven months in, Mr. “Make America Great Again” has lowered us to
the level of Kazakhstan. How long before we’re a “shithole country?”
Crime IS a problem in DC. The crime rate jumped bigly in January when a guy with 34 felony convictions moved back into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Can anybody actually hear the ABC announcers on the Celtics-Knicks game over the crowd noise and the stupid, incessant MSG organ?
To anyone who voted for Trump in November: How are your retirement funds looking? Cast stupid votes, get stupid leaders.
Watch: The same people who said Hillary Clinton should have been jailed for state secrets on a private email server will now say Hegseth, Vance, Gabbard et all are fine putting war plans on a commercial message app.
If Democrats had a Fox News, here’s what its version of Sean Hannity would say: “The previous administration made it through all four years without a U.S. Army helicopter colliding with a commercial airliner. Your guy’s not in there two weeks and look what happens.”

