Frontend Developer at https://xitter.cf/t.co/Q9W67k4kgd. Also a book-lover, piano player, occasional magician and avid tea drinker

London, England
Joined May 2014
Dave Bernhard retweeted
I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.
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Typo of the day: got stash poop
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Whole generations had to develop the social skills to make friends without being able to just show each other funny YouTube videos.
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Absolutely critical that we all refer to Elon as Space Karen from now on
Since Space Karen bought Twitter, I religiously block any company or individual which pays to advertise with him. This means I've had to block the likes of Barnardos, UNICEF and the Red Cross. If someone looks at my Twitter when I die I'm going to be remembered as a cunt.
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Took me a good 5 seconds to remember I have Tintin on my keyring
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Put on my shorts this morning and found a little dismembered arm in one of the pockets
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Dave Bernhard retweeted
Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder. I love the internet.
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I have a talent for writing work leaving cards. Can strike an amusing balance between sincerity and irreverence. Does someone wanna, like, pay me to do it? Is that a thing?
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