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@daveclandestine

boomer, magnet enthusiast, salesman for a mid size paper company, clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose, cool cool cool. esports graduate.

 Nottingham, England
twitch.tv/davefmv
Joined February 2009
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Gave @AffinityPng a shot and I’m still not getting leaked the answers, what more does a guy have to do at this pub quiz
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Good news coming out of Kettering. The bar is open at @EPICLAN
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this is the type of content i am expecting from the boys this weekend, top tier gameplay
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Generational throw from your boy @meffew you know what to do
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off to @EPICLAN later, not to compete, just to keep the bar ticking over and bring the vibes.
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What kind of gaff plays All I Wanted at 1:45am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. Fuck.
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Who up testing their vocal cords and tear ducts?
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We’re so back
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Went 2-1-1 at my first ever pre-rift, we take those
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Off to my first pre-rift tonight, barely played the game outside of a few games at home with Scott, but let’s see what it’s all about I guess. Praying for that ON signature Seraphine
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late to the party, but, here we are
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Can’t wait to read this, some of the artwork of the dragons is sick also.
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LF ARAM Mayhem team, must be serious about going pro, collecting elo and destroying the nexus at the first time of asking. No timewasters please, only serious enquiries.
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if you don't have this unlocked then don't enquire, ranked only
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A solo pint after a shit day is up there in the top 5 pints of all time, that’s for sure.
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Whatever you're into I guess...
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Every day my bus pass has a random 5 letter word, assume it’s to prevent people screenshotting and sharing the QR for a free month pass. Tell me why today this was the word:
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The year is 2026 and this is the line up I am seeing tonight. Insane.
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They’ve got no fucking hooch. What’s the point.
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No, YOU have a problem, not me.
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