@davebrasington

If it's stupid, it's satire.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Joined February 2009
Funniest April Fool was when Taco Bell announced they bought the Liberty Bell and were renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. The meltdowns were hilarious.
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When your mouse has a mind of its own
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Iceland volcano eruption livestream with geologist commentary youtube.com/watch?v=iqF5YQRd…
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This idea is really shocking, but people need to hear it.
Don’t buy stuff you cannot afford.
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Funnily enough, "funnily" is an actual word.
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Whoever invented translucent window titles needs to have their computer taken away. And the idiot who decided it would be helpful to hide menu options you haven't used in a while. Stop "improving" things. Just stop.
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Fort Lauderdale dock varmints escape by water when threatened.
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Fish do not know that water exists.
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Cats are known to be attracted to towels.
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When I try to watch TV, but I have cats.
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Romeo is a cat. You can tell just by looking at him. #CatsOfTwitter
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This is a 20th Century Communications Portal in my kitchen. It has never been used. I think it is time to remove it from the wall, and maybe sell it on eBay or something.
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🛹 Cruising into the weekend. 💕 Enjoy!
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Break time, anyone? Remember the good, simple, meaningful life events daily. 5.
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Literally and figuratively are literally two different words. Public service announcement.
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This lady was supposedly a passenger on the airplane with #TMFINR lady, here is her story:
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