@dave_weitz
Joined October 2012
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I’m sitting at the beach, open my @tacobell bag, and guess what!? No fucking fork. Hey @GovSherrillNJ we want our fucking utensils back. This is stupid.
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So @GovKathyHochul , when do you start taking away @Cornell state funding? How can this be tolerated?
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This racist blind bat needs to be fired. @MLB @RobManfred these racist morons are obsolete. Tech too good, get rid of the umpires!
Umpire Auditor
@UmpireAuditor
Sep 5
Umpire Doug Eddings went on a power trip during the bottom of the 6th in the Cardinals Rockies game. First, he demanded that pitcher Hancel Rincon (in his MLB debut) straighten his hat since no one will wear a hat like that on "his field". When manager Oli Marmol went to talk to Eddings about the hat incident during a pitching change, Eddings gave the Cardinals a pitch clock violation and ejected Marmol. A couple batters later, with the Cardinals out of challenges, Eddings made a terrible call on a play at the plate to gift the Rockies the lead.
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Umpire Doug Eddings went on a power trip during the bottom of the 6th in the Cardinals Rockies game. First, he demanded that pitcher Hancel Rincon (in his MLB debut) straighten his hat since no one will wear a hat like that on "his field". When manager Oli Marmol went to talk to Eddings about the hat incident during a pitching change, Eddings gave the Cardinals a pitch clock violation and ejected Marmol. A couple batters later, with the Cardinals out of challenges, Eddings made a terrible call on a play at the plate to gift the Rockies the lead.
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Upstate NY Bob@UpstateNYBob5
Sep 11
Replying to @atrupar
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My Lord. @JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read. Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon. One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds. Really says it all.
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Hey @SenFettermanPA Fuckhead Fetterman, gonna blame this whole @washingtonpost story on your stroke too? Time to resign, take your shorts and hoodies and get the fuck out of the Senate, you never belonged. What a piece of shit!
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I’m a little upset with @SenMcConnell, wouldn’t even show his face at @LindseyGrahamSC funeral. All this talk of his recovery, and he still wouldn’t go pay his respects. That was his partner in the destruction of our upper chamber. The audacity! #DingDongWitchIsDead
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So I’m trying to order from @vapesourcing, they offering 18% or free shipping over $95, apparently not both…
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Well this stupid cunt is pulling a Trump… shutting down midtown around MSG. Go back to fucking RI, NYC don’t want you! tmz.com/2026/06/24/taylor-sw…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Wedding Day Aligns With Permit Filed To Close Streets Near MSG

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are keepin' quiet when it comes to their wedding plans ... but New York City's permit office might be doing the talking for them.

tmz.com
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Hey, @qdoba what is this supposed to be? Why don’t any of your employees know how to roll a burrito. I should have got a fucking bowl.
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And two bites in, the whole thing g fell apart. What a waste. Never again.
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Dave Weitz retweeted
Dave Smith
@ComicDaveSmith
May 19
If Massie loses tonight, he should run for President. If Massie wins tonight, he should run for President.
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Oh I bet you love the taste of his tiny orange dingaling. Does it taste like a creamsicle @JohnFetterman? Probably not, seeing all that shit on your nose. Motherfcuker!
U.S. Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
Apr 26
We were there front and center. That venue wasn’t built to accommodate an event with the line of succession for the U.S. government. After witnessing last night, drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom for events exactly like these.
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JD Vance
@JDVance
4 Sep 2021
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Here are receipts from 2022 to 2024 for nenards and bots who claim I never posted about Epstein when Biden was President.
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I don’t give one single fuck if illegals are voting in our elections. When we finish executing the pedophiles from rape Island, then we can focus on policy. Until then, no other issue is important.
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Bruce Fenton
@brucefenton
Feb 13
Remember in grade school when they taught you that the government works with “checks and balances” and that the job of Congress is to keep the Executive Branch Constitutional? Well here is the check and the balance. 🇺🇸
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Melanie just threw down the gauntlet Maga. She went and told the truth. But you don’t wanna hear that, do you? IT IS A FACT
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Admin Officials in the Epstein Files: Donald J. Trump (President) Melania Trump (1st Lady) Howard Lutnick (Sec. Commerce) John Phelan (Sec. Navy) Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center) RFK Jr. (Sec. HHS) Kevin Warsh (Fed Nominee) Mehmet Oz (Admin. for CMS) Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE Appointee) Steve Bannon (Fmr Senior Advisor) Alex Acosta (Fmr Sec. Labor) Bill Barr (Fmr AG) Brett Ratner (Film Director “Melania”) …
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